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Viking2

Govt bans suspect carbon units
By Brian Fallow
5:30 AM Friday Dec 23, 2011

The Government has moved to ban environmentally suspect carbon credits from the New Zealand emissions trading scheme.

Hahahaha. More to come as well. Look at the article. Smith looks like he is about to crack

.http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10774923
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December 23, 2011 6:19pm
nasska

reid

I think the answer as to why the USA is not waving olive branches around may lie in the soldier’s statement…..”Once these wars end I wonder what I will end up doing.”……

If I was an American political leader I might be concerned about having hundreds of thousands of well trained demobbed veterans lining up in the queue for food stamps. In fact I could be having recurring nightmares where my bloated carcase swung in the breeze under a street lamp.
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December 23, 2011 6:22pm
reid

“In fact I could be having recurring nightmares where my bloated carcase swung in the breeze under a street lamp.”

Well Daddy Bush said something to the effect: “if people knew what we’ve done they’d tear us apart,” so let’s hope this is a recurring worry to them. Sadly I suspect it’s not.
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December 23, 2011 6:33pm
Scott Chris

Wow Elaycee you’re in a same sex marriage. I’m impressed. Last thing I’d expect from a bigot such as yourself…..

Where did you get the idea I was trying to make any rules you silly girl. Rules are what you’re so fond of.

But like I’ve said before, if you’re going to dish it out, then expect it to be returned. There’s no sense trying to reason with people like you. You are beyond therapy.

In fact I’d say its lucky you appear to have been born into a middle class family, because you exhibit all the signs of psychopathy. No doubt you’d have turned out a criminal had you fallen in with the wrong crowd …. You haven’t been a bad girl have you?

Now be a good girl and turn on your imaginary rip so you can pretend you aren’t obsessively reading my posts..
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December 23, 2011 6:35pm
East Wellington Superhero

On 3 News tonight, article on Auckland City Mission “and Christmas presents for kids who won’t get them” and the recipient is an overweight women.

WTF!? I’m in my 30s and we had some Christmas days when I was young and we didn’t always get toys. But mum and dad didn’t hive off to the mission.

My grandmother, God bless her, used to drive my mother mad because she saved plastic supermarket bags in her 50s and 60s, used to shop around for cheap cooking goods, and didn’t waste money, because she lived in a generation that didn’t enjoy modern wealth. They never went cap in hand to the liberal suckers who gave them free stuff.

It’s hard to have sympathy for people in so-called ‘poverty’ when some welfare recipients take the piss.
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December 23, 2011 6:37pm
reid

Anyone been following the implant issue? It’s huge. Over 40,000 UK women have them.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/20/french-remove-breast-implants-silicone

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10774941
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December 23, 2011 6:38pm
big bruv

Scott

You are really quite a sad chap aye?

It seems that you come here to gain the attention that you obviously lack in the real world, you seen a bit like the kid who acts up in class because he has no other way of being centre stage.

Why not go out and meet people?, you never know, you might even stumble across a life.
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December 23, 2011 6:40pm
Johnboy

“Anyone been following the implant issue? It’s huge. ” 🙂

reid, you dirty old tit man you!! 🙂
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December 23, 2011 6:43pm
Steve

Does anyone remember Tania Harris and the Queen st march? Anti Union stuff when we have had a gutsfull.

All it needs is a spread of the word to evict these dirty smelly useless hippies. The Police and the Council are protecting the bastards.
If they are still there on Boxing Day then I think Boxing Day is a good day to do some boxing. 10000 ratepayers should be enough to rid our Aotea Square of the scum.
Haven’t been in a decent punchup for years. 1981 I think
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December 23, 2011 6:50pm
East Wellington Superhero

Breast implants = feminism fail
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December 23, 2011 6:50pm
East Wellington Superhero

Apparently up here in Auckland (I live in Auckland) they’re moving to Victoria Park. Now that the holiday is here I’m going to go down there and give them a piece of my mind. Should be a lark.
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December 23, 2011 6:54pm
reid

OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — The young father stood in line at the Kmart layaway counter, wearing dirty clothes and worn-out boots. With him were three small children. He asked to pay something on his bill because he knew he wouldn’t be able to afford it all before Christmas.Then a mysterious woman stepped up to the counter.

“She told him, ‘No, I’m paying for it,’” recalled Edna Deppe, assistant manager at the store in Indianapolis. “He just stood there and looked at her and then looked at me and asked if it was a joke. I told him it wasn’t, and that she was going to pay for him. And he just busted out in tears.”

At Kmart stores across the country, Santa seems to be getting some help: Anonymous donors are paying off strangers’ layaway accounts, buying the Christmas gifts other families couldn’t afford, especially toys and children’s clothes set aside by impoverished parents.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/anonymous-donors-pay-off-kmart-222535611.html
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December 23, 2011 7:01pm
Andrei

Forget feminism it’s a mental illness – when you let boys be masculine and girls be feminine you end up with awesome
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December 23, 2011 7:01pm
Johnboy

Almost as awesome as this Andrei: 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2L1Zjs07hA
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December 23, 2011 7:07pm
East Wellington Superhero

@ Andrei

Heh. Classic.
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December 23, 2011 7:09pm
reid

http://www.opinion-maker.org/2011/12/cia-and-russian-protesters/
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December 23, 2011 7:21pm
reid

The “Military Roadmap” to World War III

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=28254
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December 23, 2011 7:44pm
nasska

Did you hear about Blitzen, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Dasher, he just couldn’t stop as fast.
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December 23, 2011 7:57pm
Elaycee

Scott: I could give you an anatomy lesson to explain how you get kids, but I really don’t think you’d understand. You see – you need a partner of the opposite sex rather than replicating what you do solo with your self compensating hand jigger. Besides, Scott, given your own status, I hardly think that you’re in any position to give advice on marriage!

And now you mention it, RIP was installed by my IT guy. Someone here on Kiwiblog got fed up with the prolific crap written by the stalks and kindly posted a link – I took it from there. I don’t know a lot about RIP, but I know I can use it at will. If someone gives me the shits, I just get rid of them.

Like NOW!

Ka-ching!

So you can Foxtrot Oscar. And if I ever want to read the comments of a narcissistic, hypocritical nonce who has proven time and time again that they can’t handle a dose of their own medicine, I’ll know you’re only a click away.

But don’t hold your breath… it won’t happen any time soon!
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December 23, 2011 8:07pm
Johnboy

Gee. I hope you haven’t RIP’d me Elaycee.

I’d be shattered.

I always add extra smileys just for you. 🙂 🙂
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December 23, 2011 8:09pm
Elaycee

No way, Johnboy – anyone from Wainui has to be good value! 😀
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December 23, 2011 8:14pm
Elaycee

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.

“Jesus Christ!” he shouted.

Joseph said, “Write that down, Mary; it’s better than Clyde!”
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December 23, 2011 8:14pm
Johnboy

Anyone other than Trev surely?
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December 23, 2011 8:18pm
Elaycee

Fair call, Johnboy. Fair call.

And Chloe !
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December 23, 2011 8:22pm
nasska

Things you can only say at Christmas

1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
5: I’ve never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10: Don’t play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in.
16: You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!
19: I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning
20: Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more.
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December 23, 2011 8:24pm
Pauleastbay

You do learn something everyday

The opposite of a demagogue is a fuck wit.
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December 23, 2011 8:24pm
big bruv

Is that ‘darling’ of the left Pam Corkery also from Wainui?
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December 23, 2011 8:31pm
Elaycee

Don’t think so BB – Corkery was born in the South Island and grew up in Dunedin.

Looks like she’s one of YOURS!

Haha…
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December 23, 2011 8:35pm
Johnboy

Chloe was vastly more talented than Trev ever was Elaycee.
Her rendition of all of Marilyn’s greatest hits, as witnessed by me at Kmart Porirua, put any utterances of Trev’s to shame.

The very fact that she was as attractive as she was to fellows as weird as Shadbolt and Mccormick says it all really.

Her dress sense was of course the height of Wainui Haute Couture! 🙂

She was certainly an Icon. Wonder where she is now.
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December 23, 2011 8:39pm
Johnboy

I believe Pam spent some very happy times at the Wainui Rugby League clubrooms BB or so the local legends say! 🙂
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December 23, 2011 8:41pm
Elaycee

Johnboy – I really think you might fancy Chloe (according to this thread on 2008, she left Wainui to live in Bluff and then moved to Napier).

Tiger slippers and all….

http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2008/04/chloe_the_wainuiomata_shoplifter.htmlChloe –
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December 23, 2011 8:49pm
nasska

The mention of Chloe from Wainuiomata got me curious so I Googled it. She’s still about:http://www.nzwomansweekly.co.nz/your-stories/weekly-people/chloe-my-life-regret/story/4102711/
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December 23, 2011 8:52pm
Johnboy

Wonderful story nasska! Good luck to her!

Pollywog may be able to help her with one of her wishes perhaps!! 🙂
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December 23, 2011 8:55pm
Scott Chris

Funny how the people I don’t get on with on this blog are the intolerant dummies.

Like elaycee and bruv and eastbay and dim and beryl and a new entry, labour is a joke.

I sometimes wonder if you’re all the same person.

I would say that you are like a pack of mangy dogs, but I like dogs, and that would be a unfair comparison to mange.

Still, crossing swords with you idiots is like playing a shootem up on an easy setting – gets kinda boring after a while and is no fun for spectators.

So I suggest you all go fuck yourselves, cause no one else is gonna.

Have a nice day, especially you elaycee, cause I know you’re reading this. You just can’t help yourself.
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December 23, 2011 8:59pm
nasska

Johnboy

Polly has been AWOL today……you don’t suppose that he is undergoing metamorphosis?
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December 23, 2011 9:01pm
Johnboy

Am I a mangy dog too Scotty? 🙂

(Like Shearer, just trying to figure out if I have the numbers before I stage a coup you understand)
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December 23, 2011 9:01pm
Elaycee

Chloe – four kids and four different fathers……

Can you hear us, Paula?
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December 23, 2011 9:02pm
reid

Have a nice day, especially you elaycee, cause I know you’re reading this. You just can’t help yourself.

Pssst, Elaycee.

I think Scott likes you.
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December 23, 2011 9:02pm
Johnboy

Reborn as a GOLLIWOG!!!!!

Surely not nasska! 🙂
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December 23, 2011 9:03pm
Johnboy

Scotty’s song for Elaycee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snqcmwg5254
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December 23, 2011 9:06pm
nasska

…”Reborn as a GOLLIWOG”…..

If that doesn’t bring him out of his ‘fale’ jumping up & down he must be dead.
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December 23, 2011 9:09pm
Elaycee

@reid: Ewww… wash your mouth out!

And even though its after 9pm, I’ll certainly have a nice day. 😀
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December 23, 2011 9:11pm
Elaycee

Nice touch Johnboy. 🙂

Elaycee’s song for the resident stalk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i6OrOZwtmA
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December 23, 2011 9:14pm
Johnboy

You should have picked this one Elaycee! 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my7sxZ0KfHU&feature=related
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December 23, 2011 9:21pm
Elaycee

Such a beautiful song, Johnboy. It brought tears to my eyes. 8)
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December 23, 2011 9:25pm
Johnboy

I think we should get Chloe out of retirement to do a cover version with Scotty as guest of honour.

Just like Marilyn singing to JFK. 🙂
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December 23, 2011 9:28pm
nasska

Elaycee

I thought it was too good to be true: http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/dispute-within-occupy-auckland-ranks-over-next-move-4667507
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December 23, 2011 9:29pm
Elaycee

nasska: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo…. say it isn’t true!

Division in the ranks of the great unwashed? And some are staying put?

And the smelly misfits have now returned to the Octagon in Dunedin?

Where is a high pressure hose when its most needed?
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December 23, 2011 9:34pm
Elaycee

Johnboy says: “I think we should get Chloe out of retirement to do a cover version with Scotty as guest of honour.”

Chloe has 4 kids to different fathers / a conviction for shoplifting / accusations of drug connections in Wainui / a chequered history in several towns across NZ.

But you want her to drop her standards further?

How cruel, Johnboy. How cruel.
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December 23, 2011 9:37pm
Johnboy

Ha nasska. Your link reads just like the minutes of the meeting of the 1909 split between Lenin and Bogdanov!

What a surprise. 🙂
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December 23, 2011 9:42pm
Johnboy

Those who fail to learn from history of course get to relive it!

Fuckwits! 🙂
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December 23, 2011 9:47pm
nasska

Yep….I sense they see a lot more publicity to be milked out of this one.
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December 23, 2011 9:47pm
big bruv

Elaycee

Wash your mouth out. I am a North Island lad, born and bred.
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December 23, 2011 10:10pm
big bruv

Speaking of unwashed scum…..

Where is the mad water woman?
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December 23, 2011 10:11pm
Elaycee

“I am a North Island lad, born and bred.”

EEEK! Back the truck up.

Apologies BB – it was clearly a filthy, nasty, malicious rumour. I stand corrected. 😳
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December 23, 2011 10:14pm
big bruv

Thank you, there are some things I can let pass by but that type of accusation must not go unanswered.
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December 23, 2011 10:19pm
Griff

Presents should be given out of a desire to give rather than as a ritual from pagan Europe.

That has been captured first by the Christians to make it easer to convert us

Then buy the consumer society

with a deity courtesy of “coke” sellers.
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December 23, 2011 10:34pm
tristanb

Scott Chris:

Funny how the people I don’t get on with on this blog are the intolerant dummies.

I have a similar problem:
The only people who disagree with me are idiots.
The only people who hate me are arseholes.
And the only women who won’t sleep with me are stuck-up prudes.

I just can’t work out why everyone in the world is so unpleasant! 😀
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