Note this is not a parody post.
A friend e-mails:
I was at a friend’s place last night. There were about 15 of us catching up and one of my mates who is in the Green Party had been to the Green Party Conference earlier in the day.
He told me that the conference was “fragrance free” that no one could wear aftershave or perfume (and I wonder if that extended to deoderant as well??).
It was written in the agenda booklet too.
This is really too funny for words.