Washington Post death notices

This headline from the Washington Post was so bad, it has sparked it’s own Twitter hashtag of WaPoDeathNotices. So many good ones there, here are a few:

• Jeffrey Dahmer, connoisseur of exotic and locally sourced meats, dies at 34
• Gaius Julius Caesar, 56, noted author and Egyptologist, dies surrounded by his friends.
• Osama bin Laden, father of 23, killed in home invasion
• Ramsay Bolton, austere diplomat and animal caretaker, passed away at home surrounded by his dogs.
• Acclaimed mass transit administrator Benito Mussolini, dead at 61
• Adolf Hitler, dedicated art enthusiast, animal rights activist, and talented orator, dies at 56.
• Robert Mugabe, founder of Modern Monetary Theory, dies at 95.
• Ivan Milat, noted outdoorsman and driver, dies at 74.