MP jumps out window from orgy

NewstalkZB reports:

Ultra-conservative MP leaps from window as Belgian police raid lockdown-breaching orgy

A Hungarian European Parliament lawmaker on Tuesday local time admitted he was present at an illegal party broken up by Belgian police in central Brussels last week, following reports he took part in a COVID-19 lockdown sex orgy.

This is the good thing about not being ultra-conservative. If you are in an orgy, you don’t need to jump out the window if the police raid it.