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Tomtoddy

What have you taught us?

Take all the time you need, dont rush, life goes on. Stay close to home during Covid. It could be a turtle disaster otherwise.
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March 20, 2021 7:15am
Dougal10

Cindy
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March 20, 2021 7:18am
- JohnStanton
  
  Oh Gee, that one isn’t even clever.
  
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  March 20, 2021 11:22am
  - Dougal10
    
    I’ll change it and flip the bird to you then john stanton .
    
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    March 20, 2021 8:21pm
mikenmildagain

Mitch McTurtle responds to proposals to drop the senate filibuster.
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March 20, 2021 7:19am
info@cruzpro.com

You may be a hotshot scubadiving photographer, but you’re in my way and irritating the hell out of me. Piss off!
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March 20, 2021 7:30am
lazza

I’ll show yuh… not to mock turtles.
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March 20, 2021 7:32am
RockyJ

So my plastic surgeon says to me “one more procedure, Donatella, and we can fix that nose 4eva”
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March 20, 2021 7:39am
TWEEDSE

The waving hands and frowny face are coming along but needs more work on the tilty head.
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March 20, 2021 7:48am
artemisia

No way am I too old to be POTUS.
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March 20, 2021 7:56am
cmm

Who ordered the soup?
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March 20, 2021 8:14am
- JohnStanton
  
  Very good!
  
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  March 20, 2021 8:48am
Frank the tank

Even their turtles hate Jacinda
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March 20, 2021 8:32am
hullkiwi

“Jacinda, you can take your Australian and Nuie Island travel bubbles, and….”
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March 20, 2021 8:34am
grumpy

Anyone know what Winston Peters is up to these days?
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March 20, 2021 8:35am
- Tall Man
  
  Anyone care 🙂
  
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  March 20, 2021 10:35am
NeverMindTheBollocks

Slow, grumpy & red – it’s the newly discovered Jacindatortuga
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March 20, 2021 8:35am
Inandout

Even a President can learn to swim.
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March 20, 2021 8:39am
Paulus

I remember the soup in London many years ago but it was not like the lovely one that but called Mock Turtle.
Can’t remember what it taste like.
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March 20, 2021 8:49am
- KevO'Brien
  
  Real turtle soup ala Mrs Beeton is green, fatty and yuk.
  The meat is not unlike chicken.
  
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  March 20, 2021 5:14pm
Don Beckett

Come on in – the water’s fine.
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March 20, 2021 9:07am
Capricardo

Just because I look like Grant Robertson it doesn’t mean I’m stupid.
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March 20, 2021 9:16am
Pateke

But I am smiling!
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March 20, 2021 9:38am
Unity

What the heck!!
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March 20, 2021 9:41am
Prince

The Speaker had one final message for the Opposition before stepping down.
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March 20, 2021 10:06am
Tall Man

Where’s my effing plastic…….
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March 20, 2021 10:37am
david in Aus

WhaleOil’s new logo after bankruptcy; It’s a shell game.
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March 20, 2021 10:47am
Sir Cullen's Sidekick

Hi I am Judith Collins! I am running a slow and steady race.
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March 20, 2021 10:51am
Aunty

You’ve heard of flipping the bird? Well, this is flipping the turtle, bitches!
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March 20, 2021 11:05am
Kimble

People too often forget they are Teenage Mutant Ninjas.
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March 20, 2021 6:18pm
Okahu

Natural world has message for humanity.
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March 20, 2021 10:26pm
RRM

How did I vote in the cannabis referendum?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice try, cop! Fuck outta here!
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March 21, 2021 9:25am

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