Guest Post: What’s happened to the Poms?

A guest post by Spartacus:

In the last few months for my sins, I have caught 5 minute scenes of British late-night programmes.

A Drama where the wife talks to her Husband (lets call him Fred) as he exits the shower, she grabs him by the willie, and says how about it? Nothing happens because the kids are calling and there’s the plans for the day, its all so busy and modern.

She said “we have dinner with the new neighbours tonight ones a Vicar”. Then we see him bundling the kids into the car, there’s a dead rat on the driveway, they all avoid it. Then the Man from next door, who is weird, picks the rat up by the tail and says his wife’s a vicar, and “I’m looking forward to dinner tonight where we can talk about Christ” (I’m paraphrasing}

The man drives off with his kids who he drops to school, then Fred goes to his therapist, says he hasn’t had sex for ages, says his wife confronted him about it that morning, that she grabbed him by the penis that was erect because he had been masturbating in the shower.

I changed channels

Then I saw a bit of a show where there were 2 men and 2 women, naked, and behind screens so that you could only see them between the knees and the Belly button. A women presenter took a black (of course) female Contestant? Person? Victim? around looking at the vaginas and Peni (ises?) joking about them “That vaginas very neat, very clean” “Ooh look, that Penis is bouncing”, as if they were looking at Kitchen appliances.

I changed Channels

Saw a Tattoo fixers thing. A skinny man with a tattoo of his previous girlfriend, her back was arched in extasy “Yeah she’s coming” he says, Laughs all around. I want that Tattoo covered because this is my new girl-friend he says motioning towards the grinning fat as hell bimbo beside him. Oh yeah, and she’s my cousin.  Again laughs all around.

I even saw a snippet a while ago “My massive Cock” where a dweeby Pom was complaining that his penis was too big.

This is tasteless stuff driven by a determination to break down social barriers. To show that “I’m so cool, liberal and advanced” that I can trample on all societal and moral norms.

I  laugh in the face of prudishness. 

Nothing is sacred, Its all product for consumption titillation and laughter.No wonder the Poms are being colonised.