The dumbest hacker either

April 29th, 2005 at 12:34 pm by David Farrar

An article on Slashdot alerted me to this online chat transcript involving the world’s dumbest hacker.

Basically the person he is threatening to hack tells him that his IP address is 127.0.0.1 (which always point back to the person’s own machine). The moronic hacker gets to work and strangely he disappears. A few minutes later he is back saying “dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone” with no idea of why his PC crashed – his own hacking.

He then carries on hacking and boasting that he has deleted his victim’s G drive, F drive etc etc until he gets to the point where he says he is 30% through deleting the C Drive. At this point he disappears and has not been seen since.

Priceless!

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9 Responses to “The dumbest hacker either”

  1. insider Says:

    Sounds more like a practical joke/urban legend

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  2. llew Says:

    I stole this David, and then failed to get the trackback to work…

    best intentions etc.

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  3. phil u. Says:

    dave..hacky sack has always struck me as the lamest excuse of an i don’t know what..

    (though of the molesworth ten, that was the one that cracked me up)

    but why do they do it?..try to keep this sand laden mushy beaded ball thing in the air? (all the while nodding supportively).. apparently it’s non-competitive,(there is no score), which apparently is good, for some reason; though surely non-competitive sport is an oxymoron..but there you go..there’s no accounting for taste

    i’ve been invited to ? on more than one occaison, even when the named crap player was present..(y’know,they do that sort of thing at green party conferences; makes a change from planning global domination and flirting with banks, eh, acts and actresses?)..but, no, lead me to the hot needles i can drive into my eyes instead..

    i reckon i’ve got a phd in timewasting..but hacky sack?..no thank you..

    does anyone else feel this way about hacky sack?..or,is it just me?, again…

    and don’t get me started on fucken petanque..

    yiam (whoar.co.nz)

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  4. phil u Says:

    doh, wrong thread..

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  5. llew Says:

    But all the same, I’ll weigh in & say that Hacky Sack is pretty much the stupidest thing I’ve seen too.

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  6. insider Says:

    AS we are off topic, why has Freudian Slippers disappeared? Has the lady who complained about people not linking to her done delinked herself from the world?

    Very deep

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  7. span(ner in the works) Says:

    yes i too am missing Ruth, where has she gone???

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  8. Ruth Says:

    Farrar is a link whore who would not credit me on more than one occasion when accreditation was politely required. I have emailed Spanner my details. My new blog is by invitation only. If you have not pissed me off email me and I will give you the URL.

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  9. sector 7G Says:

    I would rather not ruth, you sound like a tool!

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