Batman and Robin
Had a fun night at the Backbencher on Thursday evening, with the official excuse being the launch of the John Key puppet. Every National leader since Muldoon is there, plus every Labour leader since Lange, plus others such as Roger, Ruth, Koro, Prebs etc.
The theming was John as Batman and Bill as Robin. The unfortunate placement of Bill’s hand provided much mirth and we debated who should tell Bill than Robin is the camp one 
John gave a very short but well received speech where he mused about getting his wife to dress up in lycra as Catwoman, and pledged to not drive the Batmobile at 160 km/hr. Witty, without being nasty.
It’s been a great tradition having the puppets there. The only leader in recent times to decline their own launch was Helen with her latest puppet (she had done earlier ones) as it showed her married to Winston. Don’s last puppet was the mad surgeon, which has now been transformed into an excellent likeness of The Joker! The BB was planning to put all the National Leaders together with Muldoon as the Penguin (that would have been great) but the costs are hideously expensive and redoing five of them too costly.
My own wee wall of misdeeds is still up in the BB also, having survived there 12 years.
Welly Girl was also there and blogged it also.
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Attention PETER BURNS aka Dad4Justice:
This is YOUR thread. You have something of a fetish going for Batmobiles, your imaginery friend Robin, and your Batcave.
We look forward to your thoughts.
April 23rd, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Cool!
D4J is a singer and songwriter from British group, Dead or Alive. As well as a Melrose Place character, British lawyer, American Professor of Engineering, Adelaide Real Estate Agent and Candian Professor of Biophysics. What a great CV.
Meanwhile, I see Mrs Disgusted is from Tunbridge-Wells.
Gotta love Goooooooogle.
April 23rd, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Why did you crop Don Brash out of the photo?
I thought it charming that the former leader of the National Party was depicted as an agent of evil.
April 23rd, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Thanks for the hit in confidence Mrs Disgusting, all tracking devices from the roaming Batmobile and Tanks are now off sonic alert and firmly fixed on you. All nuke long range weapons are lock and loaded , full alert , and I have rung Superman, Maxwell Smart and Atom Ant who are coming to help me , and off course Batwomen has a few hot arses that will also help and Robin is so busy on the reloader he hardly has time to read the blog snog .Shark has asked me to ask you if you are a porn actress who has had her anus bleached or have you had a labia reconstruction ?
April 23rd, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Oh looky here… D4J has brought his imaginery toys and his imaginery friends over to this thread… lol
April 23rd, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Nutbar alert – go suck Mrs Disgustings toe jam !!
April 23rd, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Sorry D4Jerk, can you hold up that Bat-knob of yours for us? We could all do with a good laugh at this time of the day.
April 23rd, 2007 at 8:02 pm
For anyone who was wondering what misdeeds DPF got up to to warrant an entire wall, here it is:
When David Farrar was National Secretary, he was arrested for his part in a joke press release, along with fellow Young National Michael P Moore, announcing that maverick National MP Michael Laws had been assassinated and that the Prime Minister was one of over 10,000 suspects. The joke press release was made with the New Zealand Police logo and he was subsequently arrested, although was not convicted of any crime as he chose to participate in a diversion scheme for first time offenders of minor crime. The infamous fax and related media items are now displayed at the Backbencher Bar on Molesworth Street in Wellington.
April 23rd, 2007 at 8:28 pm
PETER BURNS:
DPF drew you here like a magnet didn’t he? Bat-this, Bat-that, eh? This BAT COLLECTION is an unhealthy obsession of yours. Had dinner at The Backbencher tonight? Or are you in the Batcave watching “Batman Forever” on repeat playback?
April 23rd, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Give it a break Mrs Disgusting and get yourself a life you sad case .
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:01 pm
My life is going very well, thank you, how’s your coconut tree?
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Mrs Disgusted my coconut tree is good, but your frump style – makes me think you look like a gibboness forest dweller or a smelly swamp thing . Wonder where you lurk in the backbenchers bar ? let me think now , its either the toilet bowl or the sewage pipes. You are far from funny , and I can’t be bothered with scumbag maggots like yourself .Get a sense of humour feminazi snake !!
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Or should I say Mrs Disgusting , goodnite red snake H1, H2 , K1 or K2 ?
Whatever – bring it on red snakes !!
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:36 pm
The Witches’ snake night cap Caldron
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,–
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.”
–From Macbeth (IV, i, 14-15)
William Shakespeare
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Wow, that was easy, now all we need is for him to say utopian…
DPF – you haven’t explained why you cropped Don out?
If the “antique media” had’ve done the same, you’d be up in arms…
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Good night PETER BURNS. I hope you’ve parked the Batmobile safely for the night, that Robin tucks you up snugly, and that Catwoman doesn’t accidentally crack you with the whip during the night!!!
xxx
Mrs Disgusted
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Humourless old cow. Say what you will about Dr Brash, but @ least he had the ability to laugh @ himself.
Klark’s self perception must be so grand. “Popular & competent” now that’s a joke.
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Well NX, isn’t that the tactic they use in North Korea, you know put Kim on a pedestal and worship his gracious presence? Seen an airbrushed photo of Helen Klark lately?
April 24th, 2007 at 7:26 am
Dear dad4justice, all i can say about Mrs Disgusted , is i would say she/he has a really bad case of PMT.
April 24th, 2007 at 8:02 am
Dear Mr I P Freely,
Mrs Disgusted is just your average hateful twisted feminazi . She has all the sinister characteristics of our own malignant evil Klark thing .
April 24th, 2007 at 9:14 am
And another thread wrecked. Do you think Dad4Lunacy is working for some rival Conservative blog?
April 24th, 2007 at 9:28 am
Sonic why doesnt, THE LIVING GOD (helen c) stamp on the cussie bros and their love affairs with killer dogs, Are these pitbulls living treasures of our maori or doesnt dear leader have the balls(none) to stamp hard on the promlem and that damn ;spider; who really needs a good squashing. i.p.f
April 24th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Fuck you sonic I did not start the shit on this thread as I wasn’t going to even comment but that Klark thingy Mrs Disgusted has to put the bloody all men are bastards knife in to me , now fuck up !!!
April 24th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Feminism, Socialism, and Communism are one in the same, and Socialist/Communist government is the goal of feminism.” – Catharine A. MacKinnon, Toward a Feminist Theory of the State (First Harvard University Press, 1989), p.10
April 24th, 2007 at 10:04 am
“Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.” — Karl Marx
That explains the Mrs Disgusted = Klark !!!
April 24th, 2007 at 10:16 am
D4J:
This is your friend Robin speaking. Remember, we went to town together in the Batmobile yesterday? Don’t blubber like a crybaby. I suggest you don’t dish out dirt if you can’t hack having it thrown back at you.
Catwoman sends her regards.
April 24th, 2007 at 10:26 am
You are very silly people , at least everybody can see how stupid you reds are . I don’t cry lady as a soldier of truth in a war against lies I just say what the hell another fool, whatever , forward march . Have a good day and don’t forget to make sure the teddy bears are all cozy and the lid is on the anaconda’s basket my dear ! How is Peter D today ?
April 24th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Red Robin is the red Catwomen Judith Tizzard ? as our tracking devices have locked onto her in air-space yet again !!
The lawyer shark got her personal details from a loan shark from South Auckland working at Brown Banjo Money Ltd . She does fly around the place alot ? Why is that Red Robin ?
April 24th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Hello PETER BURNS:
Please ignore all those imaginary voices in your head. The Batmobile is shut down. I repeat the Batmobile is shut down.
XXX
Robin (one of your imaginary friends)
April 24th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Red Robin over – please respond in five otherwise blue Robin is going to let rip with a scud into Red Catwomen’s aircraft .
Roger that Red Robin . Over and out .
April 24th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Red Robin – F.ck the Batmobile ANZAC Day tomoro – we letting ripe with all our weapons arsenal , all bombers are fuelled and ready to go. Full alert kill the communists long live France , operation crush red commies all go , go , go. Hi Ho Hi Ho….
April 24th, 2007 at 11:02 am
The conservatives are coming whether you like or not Helen Clark !!
April 24th, 2007 at 11:38 am
What an odd thread
April 24th, 2007 at 11:41 am
does every thread on DPF now have to degenerate into a forum for d4j or rb’s crazed rants?
yes?
ah well.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
oh look the trade me state funded opinion nutbars have arrived .
April 24th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
who are you calling state funded
April 24th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
D4J:
Crickey, you’ve obviously reached the most extreme end of the nutbar meter, so we’ve sent for the men in white coats. They’ll be able to assist you very shortly.
In the meantime you might want to play with your blow-up Robin doll.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
This is so much fun.
Go get him Mrs Disgusted
April 24th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
D4J,
You are doing that frothing thing again
April 24th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Hello girls – good bye girls, however I am proud of my nice groupie club , I hope you’re hot looking and can count to three , must go as I’m busy on the eve of a big day for my fallen mates .You know over the top and all ?
April 24th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Don’t flatter yourself D4J,
They are just horrified at you abhorrent behaviour.
You are a disgrace
April 24th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Thank you my name Earl , in my best Bill Clinton voice, please just one question ; ho hum cough , cough wheres Monica? ooops -great to see you lovely ladies here today. Are you all members of FANG ( feminazi’s against neanderthal guys ).
If the moneys no good just a grip of yourself .
April 24th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
I thought I read on another post that D4J was Bart Simpson?
April 24th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Katie are you a blond whiz bang not bright in head dept or just another socialist that is hell bent on destroying the the positive vision right stuff for New Zealanders . My gran dad didn’t go to top in WW1 for feminists to destroy the social and moral fabric of our once good communities?
April 24th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
You seem to have a following with ladies,D4J.
Problem is, they don’t appear to like you.
April 24th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
“As a nation we are increasingly deskilled , fat and unfit -physically, intellectually and morally. We’re unmotivated except by greed and competition;we are so lacking in a positive vision of ourselves as a people , that as a nation we get depressed when the All Blacks lose a rugby match .”
From a semi -retired public servant from North Canterbury, with a long -standing academic interest in social science . My finger hurts and I wish I had a hot typist -lol.
April 24th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
My name Earl scribbles “Problem is, they don’t appear to like you.”
Many will tell you different .
April 24th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
I just KNEW this was going to be Dick4Jerk-off’s thread!
April 24th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
the people who make these little puppets must be wrapped everytime the national party rolls a leader. keeps them in good business.
a good pub thou
April 24th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Yes, he dominates the thread every time with his sicko jokes and lack of intellectual comments.
One day he says he his Bart Simpson, the next day he talks about bat caves.
Do you think he is having a personality crisis??
April 24th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Oh by the way , my name is erp earl, the lady that was a long standing academic public servant is a lovely lady and I prune her grapevines. She is called Lynn.Boooommm – Holy Hell – Must go as another peice of sonic space junk has just blown into the side of the Bat Cave and all communications system and radar are not looking to good .Bye bye whack booom smack ooops ….
April 24th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
All fixed now where was I girls ?
April 24th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Lynn has asked to me ask you naughty girls from FANG if you think this government has a conscience or do you just think are just self absorbed with each other ?
Never play the game to long eh ?
April 24th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Walk like an Egyptian , don’t worry about the cops as they’re at the donut shop ? Step right up wey ole party boys ?
Has this govt. got a conscience ?
April 24th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
clearly dad4justice has alot of spare time on his hands
April 24th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Well said wade, nice cool bent sonic thing to do.
April 24th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
D4J asks…”Has this govt. got a conscience ?”
Of course it hasn’t.
If it had, it would have paid back the stolen election money and called a re-election.
It can’t even get the numbers through to pass legislation. It needs to go.
But I guess H1 and H2 are too busy with other things to notice.
April 24th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Can I kiss you Haggis as I am so happy you are not a patched up member of that nasty and vicious girl gang -FANG .
April 24th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
which proves my point. dad4justice. ur an odd rooster?
April 24th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
D4J,
Definetly not associated, although they have tried to get me to join.
I do have my principles you know!!
April 24th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Wade not a “odd rooster?” just a normal old rooster .
Great to see haggis as only yesterday I was calling you a huckster and today I want to kiss you ,I don’t understand blogosphere – my brain hurts ?
We are just trying to organise a vote so phoool can get some rehab in a mental hospital – it does take its toll you know – on another thread , if we all pitch in – he can get fixed all nice and better . How nice and thoughtful of us .
April 24th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
D4J,
Perhaps we can get his lean fixed, so he doesn’t slant so much to the left.
Good idea. Couple of others I can think of, who need some help too.
April 24th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
PETER BURNS:
The men in white coats have arrived to take you away. Please do settle down and go quietly – there’s a good chap.
XXX
Mrs Disgusted
April 24th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Mrs Digusting I have had many reports done on myself as a client of a court directed compulsory mental health treatment and I can show you at least a dozen psych reports that all say I normal and sane.How many can you show me my dear lemon face .
Think about it dear demented /glaring eyed creature – why did the RMS let me construct the nuke bomb proof Bat Cave ?
April 24th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Mrs Disgusting – Even your voice on the old wirless doesn’t sound to good – fun watching a witch self destruct on TV .No airbrush job can fix it THIS TIME !!
And all the silly reds couldn’t her back together again….hoe hum off to work we go .
Rot in Hell maggot .
April 24th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Im really out of this loop, WHOS this bad tempered PMT affected( Mrs Disgusted,) an old x partner or a slapper out to wind people up,um i can read d4j on google but (Mrs Disgusted)sounds like a(all males rape )sort of person (labour, through and through)