10 proofs that John Key is the Anti-Christ

No this blog post does not cme from The Standard, but from the Dunedin School Blog. Their ten proofs are:

  1. He has been to the south and east as prophesied in Daniel 8:9-12
  2. He has spoken arrogant words
  3. He has risen to the top quickly
  4. He has spoken against God with the anti-smacking law
  5. The merchants from the Earth will prosper from the and he is a former merchant banker
  6. He joined the National Party in 1998, and 1998 is 666×3.
  7. The Anti-Christ will be different from his predecessors
  8. He will be called the Messiah, which means he must have Jewish blood – which he does have.
  9. He will be miraculously healed – and didn’t his arm heal quickly
  10. His video blog is erecting a living image of him

They conclude that the chance of this all happening randomly is 1 in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, so is definitely the Anti-Christ.

This would also explain why he is beating Goff so badly in the polls.

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