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There are 10 types of people in the world, those that know binary and those that don’t.
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There are 10 types of people in the world, those that know binary and those that don’t.
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February 15th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Only if you’re a big endian.
February 15th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
And when you see someone rate themselves as a 10 on a dating website, be sure to check if they’re a geek using binary.
February 15th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
c:dos
c:dos/run
run/dos/run
February 15th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Engineer’s favourite soap opera?
Beverly Hills 9.021 x 10^4
February 15th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
OMG I just found this awesome video of a whale being blown up with dynamite check it out
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3712178515303087869#
February 15th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Programming in binary?
Luxury.
In my day we just had to use 0′s.
February 15th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
I thought there were only three types of people – those who can count and those who can’t.
February 15th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Have you guys ANY idea how lame all that is? Most of those jokes were about before we even had hercules graphics cards for the PCs!
February 15th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
The last time I saw that binary joke was 7 or 8 years ago in the IT tech’s office next to his schematic of the U.S.S. Enterprise
February 15th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
The “Big E ” is one big ship. I wish it was in our habour ( it could fart on a tree hugger loon boat or some idiot with tats in a flimsy canoe). Put it away as pigs do fly in the bay.
February 15th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
DPF you may be a dork and you may even be a nerd but you’re no geek.
February 15th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
ponytail props
February 15th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
‘I had to sack an employee last week for coming to work dressed as a playing card.
If there’s one thing I won’t tolerate in my office, it’s jokers.’
February 15th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
When I was Jung and easily Freudened I still enough sense to realise that life would have been so much easier if we had been born with six fingers on each hand.
February 15th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”
“I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: ‘Outlook not so good’. I said: ‘Sure, but Microsoft bundles it anyway’.”
February 15th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Ever wondered why at the Olympics, white people always win the shooting medals and black people always win the running medals?
February 15th, 2010 at 8:29 pm
reid
It’s called “AQ” – Athletic Quotient. It’s like IQ except it is OK to note differences between race when talking about AQ but when talking about IQ it is forbidden by the PC Police.
February 15th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
reid
More on all of that here:
http://www.lagriffedulion.f2s.com/
The worlds big questions: Why are most serial killers white, Intelligence gender & race….
February 15th, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Burt
To answer your question:
‘Why are most serial killers white, Intelligence gender & race….’
Could it be because those who are ‘black, male, somewhat ‘dim’ and serial-kill ‘legally’ in the name of ‘The Cause’ (and themselves – naturally), are also dictators who happen to be useful to am international super power?
February 15th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Komata
Why are most serial killer white is a thread you will find on that link I provided. BTW: It’s OK to say most serial killers are white – I won’t be offended by facts.
February 15th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Burt
It would seem my attempt at levity misfired, but thank you anyway.
February 15th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Komata
Sorry I wasn’t sure if you were serious so I stayed on the side of caution. See it’s OK that we all acknowledge that black athletes completely out perform white athletes, we just accept that. Yet in almost all other walks of life we have this notion that we need to equalise outcomes by race. Affirmative action is a good example of what I’m talking about.
February 15th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Speaking of affirmative action, that is the main reason that Amy Bishop (the mass-murderer recently in the news) was denied tenure. “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”.
February 15th, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Man, I haven’t heard that joke since 11110111110.
February 15th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Awesome exploding whale!
February 16th, 2010 at 1:01 am
A man goes into a shoe shop and asks the enthusiastic salesman for his most expensive, unique and extravagant pair of shoes. Thinking hes onto the sale of the century the salesman returns with a box and revealing a shoe he says these are the most extravagant, unique and without doubt expensive shoes in the world, these are hand crafted from human skin and cost $10000 dollars The man some what puzzled but intrigued nonetheless replys gee they sure look good but $10000 is a bit steep and the salesman replys well I have another pair for only $1.99 but they’re black
February 16th, 2010 at 8:00 am
Kelston student attempts backflip – you know what happens next.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p21tEhQZqjM
February 16th, 2010 at 8:22 am
Round 0′s?
Oooo we used ta dream o havn 0′s. We had ta use .’s n -’s.
February 16th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Alternatively . . . . there are two types of people in this world. Those who know grammar and those who don’t.