THE MIDDLE FINGER: Swearing and making rude gestures are criminal acts … and may result in significant penalties.
KISSING: Public displays of affection, such as holding hands and kissing, are socially unacceptable … arrests for public displays of affection.
UNDRESSED: In situations other than the beach or swimming pool, a woman’s clothing might be considered indecent if it is tight, transparent, above the knee or shows her stomach, shoulders or back.CHATTING UP WOMEN: It is illegal to harass women. This includes unwanted conversation, prolonged stares and glaring.
SEX: Sex outside marriage is banned. Homosexual acts and prostitution are illegal and subject to severe punishment.DRINK DRIVING: It is illegal to have any alcohol in your blood when driving.
DRUGS: a zero-tolerance policy towards drugs and penalties for drug trafficking include the death penalty or life in jail.
Dime should be very worried!Tags: Conservative Party, Satire