Caption Contest
July 11th, 2012 at 10:00 am by David Farrar
This photo from Jacinda Ardern of the Labour Party leadership. Captions should be funny, not nasty.
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July 11th, 2012 at 10:01 am
You might think were ‘armless, but hell no, be afraid…
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:05 am
He’s my brother from another mother…
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:05 am
And they wonder why NZ’rs don’t connect with them. I could go on but really doesn’t seem worth the effort.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:08 am
The other party is doing bl**dy fantastic with the colour blue, so we thought we would give it a crack.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:08 am
Hand me downs?
Hopeless, aimless, sleeveless.
Shearer’s White Shirts.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:11 am
Yes, the latest fashion tip from our friends in Pyongyang.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:16 am
Of course we wear blue — we are closet tories.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:17 am
“Houston, we have a problem…………”
“Ummm….I mean…. “New York”
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:18 am
New Zealanders need to in-vest more says Labour, leading the way.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:28 am
Closet Republicans?
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:36 am
Right I think we have the middle aged white male vest wearing demographic locked up, what’ next?
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:39 am
“See my vest, See my vest, See my vest!”. “I really like the vest”
Vote:Ref: Monty Burns sings – My Vest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nYbKipNtac
July 11th, 2012 at 10:43 am
With only 3 sales of those sweater-vests, the Santorum campaign campaign was always going to struggle.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:44 am
the labour party glee club and tabernacle choir have a dress-rehearsal…
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:46 am
evidence of the arrival/spread of the santorum virus in the new zealand body politic…
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:48 am
“..we all got our cool new sweater-vests from aunty helen…
..she went to rick santorums’ garage-sale..”
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:51 am
sweater-vest-power..?
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:52 am
“..we used to be radicals…i blame the arrival of the sweater-vests..”
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:56 am
The campaign for polygamous gay marriage picks up.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:57 am
Labour’s alternative to asset sales is in-vest-men.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:03 am
A few vested interests to satisfy.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:04 am
..male fashion-plates…..circa 1958..
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:19 am
The Labour Party leadership was confident that their version of stab-proof vests would safeguard them from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:23 am
His and hers
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:24 am
Heyy, they work….Mummy taught us well
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:32 am
the vests act as a brain-block..
they were developed by the koch bros..and they prevent the wearer from having any marxist-thoughts…
..they seem to be working..
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:34 am
Huey, Dewey and Louie…
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:35 am
Shearer: “No Grant and Iain; that’s NOT what I meant when I said that we had to support Cosgrove over this vested interest stuff”
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:36 am
KS! Winner!!!
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:38 am
the blue-power gang…
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:40 am
“..KS! Winner!!!..”
really..?.you don’t think it’s a bit cumbersome/unwieldy…laboured even…?
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:44 am
Laboured… Not bad Phil, not bad…
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:45 am
the blue-power gang strut their ‘colours’…
..and strike fear into the hearts of the local citizenry….
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 12:20 pm
We thought we’d make it even more difficult for you to identify our leader
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 12:45 pm
“We thought we’d make it even more difficult for you to identify our leader”
Vote:Which leader?
The current one or the wannabes. Sharpening their knives.
July 11th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
The best-dressed party in Wellington that hasn’t got a clue is:
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 1:36 pm
When Labour MPs talk about in-vesting in our future, they don’t mean what you think they mean.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 1:43 pm
I like MikenMild’s one best.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 1:49 pm
The supermart manager will not be impressed when he discovers team leaders forget to wear their name badges.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Phool, ten unfunny entries don’t add up to one funny one.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Shearer: ” look lads, Jacinda finds these vests HOT, she’s taking pictures of us…..oh sorry Grant suppose you don’t care too much for that being….you know, alternative and all”
Vote:Grant: ” no I don’t, but ohhh it would sooo go off the chart in a hot pink……”
July 11th, 2012 at 2:26 pm
“Damm. He too has read the book about getting promoted. Expecially the bit about dressing like the boss.”
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
if only Shearer was wearing glasses…
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 6:25 pm
Party unification rebranding strategy
Vote:Stage one – act like lemmings
Stage two – talk like lemmings.
Stage two – dress like lemmings.
July 11th, 2012 at 9:11 pm
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Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:05 pm
Tweedledee, Tweedledum and Tweedledummer.
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 10:49 pm
right now” ” 10:56..
Should that not be .. Pricks up !
Vote:July 11th, 2012 at 11:22 pm
The Three Stooges ain’t got nuthin’ on us!
Vote:July 12th, 2012 at 12:02 am
Speak for yourself Luc..
Vote:July 12th, 2012 at 4:02 am
What a disgusting bunch of smug fucking cunts.
Just look at them there plotting away about how they are going to shaft the ordinary working kiwi battler.
It just makes me want to get out my hunting rifle and teach them a lesson on what the real world is like.
Vote:July 12th, 2012 at 7:33 am
Sorry – I don’t recognise an of these people… what do they actually do?
Vote:July 12th, 2012 at 7:35 am
There’s something wrong with you, Anders. Get help.
Vote:July 12th, 2012 at 7:39 am
I’m not sure what’s most disturbing – Daigotsu having such repellent ideas at all, or the idea of him carefully typing them at 4.00am.
Vote:July 13th, 2012 at 9:50 am
“How can I try to explain? When I do, he turns away again!”
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