Caption Contest

July 11th, 2012 at 10:00 am by David Farrar

This photo from Jacinda Ardern of the Party leadership. Captions should be funny, not nasty.

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53 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. hmmokrightitis (1,595 comments) says:

    You might think were ‘armless, but hell no, be afraid…

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  2. Northland Wahine (667 comments) says:

    He’s my brother from another mother…

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  3. expat (4,050 comments) says:

    And they wonder why NZ’rs don’t connect with them. I could go on but really doesn’t seem worth the effort.

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  4. Jimbob (641 comments) says:

    The other party is doing bl**dy fantastic with the colour blue, so we thought we would give it a crack.

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  5. Adolf Fiinkensein (2,924 comments) says:

    Hand me downs?

    Hopeless, aimless, sleeveless.

    Shearer’s White Shirts.

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  6. Manolo (14,082 comments) says:

    Yes, the latest fashion tip from our friends in Pyongyang.

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  7. Nookin (3,471 comments) says:

    Of course we wear blue — we are closet tories.

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  8. Don the Kiwi (1,794 comments) says:

    “Houston, we have a problem…………”

    “Ummm….I mean…. “New York”

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  9. bka (135 comments) says:

    New Zealanders need to in-vest more says Labour, leading the way.

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  10. cha (4,084 comments) says:

    Closet Republicans?

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  11. KiwiGreg (3,260 comments) says:

    Right I think we have the middle aged white male vest wearing demographic locked up, what’ next?

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  12. CheekDevil (1 comment) says:

    “See my vest, See my vest, See my vest!”. “I really like the vest”
    Ref: Monty Burns sings – My Vest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nYbKipNtac

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  13. mikenmild (11,777 comments) says:

    With only 3 sales of those sweater-vests, the Santorum campaign campaign was always going to struggle.

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  14. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    the labour party glee club and tabernacle choir have a dress-rehearsal…

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  15. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    evidence of the arrival/spread of the santorum virus in the new zealand body politic…

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  16. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..we all got our cool new sweater-vests from aunty helen…

    ..she went to rick santorums’ garage-sale..”

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  17. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    sweater-vest-power..?

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  18. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..we used to be radicals…i blame the arrival of the sweater-vests..”

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  19. RightNow (7,013 comments) says:

    The campaign for polygamous gay marriage picks up.

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  20. labrator (1,850 comments) says:

    Labour’s alternative to asset sales is in-vest-men.

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  21. mikenmild (11,777 comments) says:

    A few vested interests to satisfy.

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  22. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    ..male fashion-plates…..circa 1958..

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  23. bhudson (4,741 comments) says:

    The Labour Party leadership was confident that their version of stab-proof vests would safeguard them from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

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  24. Liberty (272 comments) says:

    His and hers

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  25. wikiriwhis business (4,135 comments) says:

    Heyy, they work….Mummy taught us well

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  26. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    the vests act as a brain-block..

    they were developed by the koch bros..and they prevent the wearer from having any marxist-thoughts…

    ..they seem to be working..

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  27. Northland Wahine (667 comments) says:

    Huey, Dewey and Louie…

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  28. Keeping Stock (10,443 comments) says:

    Shearer: “No Grant and Iain; that’s NOT what I meant when I said that we had to support Cosgrove over this vested interest stuff”

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  29. Northland Wahine (667 comments) says:

    KS! Winner!!!

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  30. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    the blue-power gang…

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  31. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..KS! Winner!!!..”

    really..?.you don’t think it’s a bit cumbersome/unwieldy…laboured even…?

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  32. Northland Wahine (667 comments) says:

    Laboured… Not bad Phil, not bad…

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  33. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    the blue-power gang strut their ‘colours’…

    ..and strike fear into the hearts of the local citizenry….

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  34. GTP (42 comments) says:

    We thought we’d make it even more difficult for you to identify our leader

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  35. Liberty (272 comments) says:

    “We thought we’d make it even more difficult for you to identify our leader”
    Which leader?
    The current one or the wannabes. Sharpening their knives.

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  36. RRM (10,034 comments) says:

    The best-dressed party in Wellington that hasn’t got a clue is:

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  37. Rob Hosking (77 comments) says:

    When Labour MPs talk about in-vesting in our future, they don’t mean what you think they mean.

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  38. alex (304 comments) says:

    I like MikenMild’s one best.

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  39. mara (797 comments) says:

    The supermart manager will not be impressed when he discovers team leaders forget to wear their name badges.

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  40. Put it away (2,880 comments) says:

    Phool, ten unfunny entries don’t add up to one funny one.

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  41. corner-shop...not (16 comments) says:

    Shearer: ” look lads, Jacinda finds these vests HOT, she’s taking pictures of us…..oh sorry Grant suppose you don’t care too much for that being….you know, alternative and all”
    Grant: ” no I don’t, but ohhh it would sooo go off the chart in a hot pink……”

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  42. KH (695 comments) says:

    “Damm. He too has read the book about getting promoted. Expecially the bit about dressing like the boss.”

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  43. Northland Wahine (667 comments) says:

    if only Shearer was wearing glasses…

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  44. alla1 (2 comments) says:

    Party unification rebranding strategy
    Stage one – act like lemmings
    Stage two – talk like lemmings.
    Stage two – dress like lemmings.

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  45. valeriusterminus (243 comments) says:

    0800789789

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  46. Magnanomis (138 comments) says:

    Tweedledee, Tweedledum and Tweedledummer.

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  47. adam2314 (377 comments) says:

    right now” ” 10:56..

    Should that not be .. Pricks up !

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  48. Luc Hansen (4,573 comments) says:

    The Three Stooges ain’t got nuthin’ on us!

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  49. adam2314 (377 comments) says:

    Speak for yourself Luc..

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  50. Daigotsu (466 comments) says:

    What a disgusting bunch of smug fucking cunts.

    Just look at them there plotting away about how they are going to shaft the ordinary working kiwi battler.

    It just makes me want to get out my hunting rifle and teach them a lesson on what the real world is like.

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  51. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    Sorry – I don’t recognise an of these people… what do they actually do?

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  52. RRM (10,034 comments) says:

    Daigotsu (320) Says:
    July 12th, 2012 at 4:02 am

    What a disgusting bunch of smug fucking cunts.

    Just look at them there plotting away about how they are going to shaft the ordinary working kiwi battler.

    It just makes me want to get out my hunting rifle and teach them a lesson on what the real world is like.

    :???: There’s something wrong with you, Anders. Get help.

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  53. mikenmild (11,777 comments) says:

    I’m not sure what’s most disturbing – Daigotsu having such repellent ideas at all, or the idea of him carefully typing them at 4.00am.

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