I saw nothing I heard nothing

I see that the Police have questioned some of the PM’s flunkies (a term I can use as an ex flunky myself) about her 150 km/hr trip to the rugby.

I can just see the interviews:

OFFICER: Did the PM tell anyone to make sure you got there in time?
FLUNKIE: No she didn’t
OFFICER: Did the PM notice that you were going at 150 km/hr?
FLUNKIE: No she didn’t
OFFICER: Did the PM notice that the escort was usings sirens and lights
FLUNKIE: No she didn’t
OFFICER: Did the PM comment when the car swerved to avoid a child crossing the road?
FLUNKIE: No she didn’t
OFFICER: And when the car then did a 360 degree spin, did she notice that?
FLUNKIE: No she didn’t
OFFICER: And when it ploughed through the fence onto farmland and ran over three sheep and a cow?
FLUNKIE: No she still kept working on her papers, unaware we were speeding
OFFICER: Thank you for your time

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