1. Just tax it.
2. I liked the flight so much I nationalised the company.
3. Tax! Cackle! Pop!
4. You’ve never had it so Smarmy.
5. Do the crime, do a little time, get back into cabinet.
6. Tough on success and the causes of success.
7. Not everyday people.
8. Have a break, go on the dole.
9. Absolutely, positively, desperate to stay in Wellington.
10. Taxpayer funded advertising: millions;extra spending in the budget:
billions; state funded media: priceless.
UPDATE: Whale Oil has a version with comments from Mike Williams.