From the latest Southpark:
Cartman: I’m sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner’s ankle to the school flagpole
Principal: You know that’s not the point
Cartman: Okay I’m sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner’s ankle to a flagpole and gave him a hacksaw and then told him I had poisoned his lunch milk and that the only way he coudl get to the antidote in time is to saw through his leg
Mrs Cartman: That’s very naugthy Eric
Was the final episode for the half-series. I’m suffering withdrawal symptons now.