If this man dies, he should be up for a Darwin Award. From NZPA:
Auckland, July 27 NZPA – A man who took a machete into a South Auckland gun shop today is in hospital, after he was shot in the stomach.
The man was thought to have been shot by someone in the shop about 10am.
Police said they were not told about the incident until after the shooting.
Trying to rob a gun shop with a machete – priceless!!