Gangs learn Marketing 101

A McDonalds manager appears to have defected to Black Power and the Mongrel Mob.

You see both gangs have introduced their own combo deals. For $30 you can get both a tinny of cannabis and a pirated porn DVD. Now the DVD is normally $35 and the cannabis $20, so this is a $25 saving by doing the combo.

The gangs have also caught onto the importance of franchises with identical deals, as the combo deal is available from dozens of tinny houses through out the North Island.

Apart form the fact that their products are illegal, it’s almost admirable that they are operating such a good business model 🙂

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