Dim-Post Advice for Key

The Dim-Post has a list of things should not say to the General Assembly. My favourites:

  • Okey-dokey.
  • It is vital that we all work together to combat the terrible threat to our global climax.
  • Allah Akbar!
  • We open with Lot #1 – Fiordland! What am I bid for this lush temperate rainforest?
  • Ban Ki, Imma let you finish but I just want to say that Boutros Boutros-Ghali was the best Secretary General of ALL TIME!.


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