Nick Smith: 8/10. Environment Minister has done excellent work crafting an Emissions Trading Scheme that doesn’t handicap decent, struggling Kiwi businesses like The DimPost’s parent company Lanthanide, Nitrogen Tetrafloride & Heavy Metals Disposal.com (Inc Chongjin, North Korea).
Paula Bennett: 8/10. Feisty westie MP has attracted controversy but is a vital weapon in National’s battle against Labour for the hearts of the strategic white trash demographic. …
Murray McCully: Shook my hand at a public meeting a few weeks ago and now it burns when I pee. 3.5/10.
The McCully one especially just cracks me up everytime I read it.
David Garret: Not his fault supermarkets are allowed to bulk sell discounted alcohol at 8 AM. 5/10.
Harsh but bloody funny.