A Labor glossary

Some amusing entries at the Labor Glossary.

Democracy
noun
A series of poorly managed focus groups.

Equality
noun
The pursuit of the objective of preventing minorities and the underprivileged from abandoning support for Labor in numbers that would be electorally fatal, by doing the absolute bare minimum to address their grievances.

Fair
adjective
Anything that is believed to enhance Labor’s prospects in Western Sydney or other marginal electorates.

Surplus
noun
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