A MAN high on the drug flakka attacked a police officer after running naked through the streets shouting “I am God” and having sex with a tree, police said.
Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested in Melbourne, Florida, on Friday following a dangerous, drug-fuelled bender.
According to a police report obtained by Click Orlando, witnesses called cops after spotting Crowder having intercourse with a tree.
Ouch, that could hurt. I wonder how was he actually attempting sex with the tree?
When approached by an officer, Crowder acted aggressively and identified himself as God.
Police said Crowder was Tasered twice, but pulled out the electric probes before punching the officer.
The unhinged man also allegedly tried to stab the cop with his badge while screaming that he was Thor.
Thor is a god, not the God. He would knwo that if he hadn’t been high on flakka.