Some good Trump humour

Some nice lines from Trump at the Gridiron dinner:

Trump’s own one-liners closed out the evening and included:

– On staff turnover: “So many people have been leaving the White House. It’s invigorating since you want turnover. I like chaos. It really is good. Who’s going to be the next to leave? Steve Miller, or Melania?”

– On his son-in-law: “We were late tonight because Jared could not get through security.”

– On Vice President Mike Pence: “He is one of the best straight men you’re ever going to meet … he is straight. Man.” Trump also said, “I really am proud to call him the apprentice “

– On Attorney General Jeff Sessions: “I offered him a ride over and he recused himself. What are you going to do?”

– On The New York Times: “I’m a New York icon. You’re a New York icon. And the only difference is I still own my buildings.”

– On former chief strategist Steven Bannon: “That guy leaked more than the Titanic.”

The Jared line is especially good.