I’m now on Team Dalton

Cactus Kate has dug up this wonderful e-mail:

In April 2019, Symmans emailed Dalton about the possibility of attending a health and safety briefing run by a specialist consultancy at a meeting of the event steering group.

“This [is] a workshop to identify ACEs risks,” Symmans wrote, adding that Horton “will be attending. [You] are also invited to attend.”
Dalton replied minutes later, indicating he did not want to attend.

“I would rather staple my cock to a burning building [than] attend a Health and Safety briefing – are you kidding me, that would be the most fucking boring arse covering load of mind numbing bullocks ever invented.”

Best response ever.

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