The FHM Top Ten
Earlier in the week I come across an article on Stuff with a photo of Rebecca Lee who has topped the FHM “sexiest babe” list.
I look at the top ten list and to my shock and horror I have never heard of No 1 Rebecca Lee or No 2 on the list. In fact almost half the list is unknown to me. Now this is not the DPF of old. Once upon a time I would have been certain to be able to know the top ten, and probably have an opinion on the next ten also. I have clearly fallen out of form.
Now it occurs to me that it might not just be me, but perhaps a growing malaise amongst the population. Therefore I have sacrificed some time to do some research and am happy to present photos of the FHM Top Ten. However they are not named. The challenge for readers is to put faces to names in the comments. No cheating now.
The top ten are:
1. Rebecca Lee
2. Sandi Wester
3. Michelle Ang
4. Delwyn Cummack
5. Hayley Holt
6. Emily Barclay
7. Nicky Watson
8. Shavaughn Ruakere
9. Carly Binding
10. Kelly Swanson-Roe
Person A
Person B
Person C
Person D
Person E
Person F
Person G
Person H
Person I
Person J
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:01 am
As a female, it’s a bit of a concern about the lack of boobage in the list. For a men’s list I would expect that they have the standard of at least person D. If men stop liking breasts than what else we use to distract them with while we steal the remote control?
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:38 am
DPF – please post ten pictures of hot, annonymous men in budgie smugglers and I will do my darndest to match the name with the sixpack and lunchbox
If it is any consolation David, we also have the latest issue of FHM and last week the husband also failed at naming the top five and struggled to recognise Carly Binding and Emily Barclay. A miserable two out of ten was his final score, with only Nicky Watson and Kelly Swanson-Roe up for instant recognition.
February 23rd, 2007 at 6:42 am
Come on Sir David – Hot chicks are out this year.
Frumpy is the look.
Geez you Wellingtonians are a little behind the 8 ball sometimes.
February 23rd, 2007 at 6:59 am
I’d vote for Kelly Swanson-Roe. She seems like an all-around lovely lady.
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:03 am
DPF I have asked you in the past that in deference to us pale male and stales who also have dicky tickers that you post a warning before you post photos of hot young ladies so we can adjust our pacemakers to cope The doctor has just left and told me I will be OK after I take the tablets and have a lie down.
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:13 am
So you don’t know who they are? Big deal!
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:44 am
Person A is Shavaughn Ruakere. Never seen or heard of else, so…
You got to remember people look different in two dimensions than they do in real life. TV and magazines are not reality, they’re more limited. If someone has a good screen sense they can look great even with fairly average looks. The asian chick for example looks more “non-threatening” cute rather than beautiful.
Polls like this are mostly a popularity contest. There’s better looking ones than these only not as famous (well, duh). Every list like this, from Empire’s Best Movie to Rolling Stones’ Top 100 Guitarists (particularly ludicrous) are pure populist pupsh*t. It’s just hype to sell copies. These mags aren’t the final authority they want you to think they are.
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Kelly Swanson-Roe is a despicable human being who has leveraged a career (and a mediocre one at that ) on the back of her husband’s tragic death. No votes for her from me.
Ahhh Shavaughn…
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Max – please go get a life.
February 23rd, 2007 at 4:19 pm
David,so you are the dirty boy I saw on the telly recently, wearing specs with lenses the thickness of my garden pavers.Have you forgotten the message your sainted mother tried to teach you when you first discovered hormones? tsk tsk
ps… by the way my money is on number 4.
February 23rd, 2007 at 5:01 pm
I thought hot homosexuals were in this year.
February 23rd, 2007 at 5:33 pm
The only name and photo I recognised was Nicky Watson. No idea who the rest are.
February 23rd, 2007 at 7:19 pm
If you think Shavaughn is hot, you should see her cousin! Ummmmh.
February 24th, 2007 at 1:13 am
http://www.missuniversenz.co.nz/main.html
February 24th, 2007 at 2:05 am
You go David, nice pictures. Don’t come close to my darling.
February 24th, 2007 at 9:23 am
A: Shavaugn Ruakere (What Now & C4)
C: Rebecca Lee (From the article you linked to)
D: Nicky Watson (From every womens mag cover)
F: Is Michelle Ang (she killed Xena, and got hate mail from American lesbians)
G: Hayley Holt (Dancing with the Stars)
I: Emily Barclay (In My Fathers Den)
J: Kelly Swanson-Roe (Prime News)
That leaves, B, E & H – I have no idea. But this proves I watch too much TV.
May 8th, 2007 at 7:07 am
F = delywn cummock
April 6th, 2008 at 1:32 am
shavaughn is hot, and there are better pics of kelly swanson roe. ew the selection of hot new zealand celebrity women is so low. i saw why not do a list for hot new zealand women who aren’t celebs and you’d find alot more. hayley holt, what a laugh. im sure only most remember her because shes dating our all black captain.