Top Ten Male Whores

March 1st, 2007 at 4:18 pm by David Farrar

A Wikipedia article on Charlie Sheen (or Carlos Irwin Estévez) mentioned he is thought to have slept with 5,000 women and that led me to this news article which listed the top ten male whores.

10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) – 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) – 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) – 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) – 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) – 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) – 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) – 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) – 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) – 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) – 8,000

Now Sheen is 41. Let’s assume he started at age 16 having lots of women (in reality it was probably later) so he has slept with 5,000 women over 25 years. That is 200 women a year or a different woman every second day. Of course that excludes sessions with multiple women together, or sleeping with one woman in the morning and another in the evening, but on average every two days. Now you wonder if he has 100% sucess rate at bedding the first girl he hits on, or does he have to ask three or four until he gets a yes.

Also how about all the days he is home with his wife and family. That might be half of the time, so in reality to make 5,000 he would have had to sleep with a different women everytime he was allowed out of the house. No wonder Madam Fleiss did so well out of him.

I did enjoy the humour the Denise Richards left Sheen after he said she was among the hottest 1,000 women he had bedded :-)

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19 Responses to “Top Ten Male Whores”

  1. James () says:

    Well done to Sheen….its not all fun and games banging that many babes let me tell ya!

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  2. dime () says:

    way to go Lemmy!!! hes not the best lookin dude goin around!

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  3. Mark () says:

    Lemmy Kilmister??!! How the hell did that ugly bastard manage that?

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  4. Adolf Fiinkensein () says:

    WaaaaaAAARNNNIIIiieeeeeeee!

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  5. Rex Widerstrom () says:

    But… but… where’s Winston and Peter Dunne?!

    Ohhh… we’re talking whores in the sexual sense…

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  6. scorpio () says:

    How come Bill Clinton isn’t on the list? Don’t blow jobs count?

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  7. jodie () says:

    Wilt Chamberlain professed to 10,000!!

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  8. chris () says:

    How many blow jobs did Bill Clinton get, scorpio? We know of at least one. That should put him at the top of the list, right? Does that sort of comment pass for humour around here these days?

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  9. Flashman () says:

    Where are the porn stars?

    Wasn’t there that 12 inch fella back in the 1960′s-1980′s who reputedly got into the +5 grand bracket too? Name escapes me.

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  10. JohnDalley () says:

    John A Holmes to be exact.

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  11. James () says:

    “Wilt Chamberlain professed to 10,000!!

    One would expect him to “wilt” a bit after that effort….;-)

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  12. Chris () says:

    Enzo Ferreri beded 5000, Boo Yah!! fast cars and fast women

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  13. George () says:

    Sounds like there’s good money to be made around Los Angeles if you’re a pox doctor.

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  14. Captain Crab () says:

    mmmm, Denise Richards

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  15. brian_smaller () says:

    Look, you cannot count ones you paid for. Hardly a “conquest”

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  16. Nich Starling () says:

    I’ve linked to this. It is not the sort of maths problem I will be giving my class of 12 year olds to work out tomorrow !

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  17. paul Litterick () says:

    The real kudos goes to Umberto Billo – it is easy to get laid when you are famous but he is just an hotel porter. Apparently he was sacked because often he was too exhausted to carry the guests’ luggage.

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  18. christopherg (3 comments) says:

    Wilt Chamberlain was the only man to score 100 points in an NBA game, and claims it was a miniscule achievement in comparison to his 10,000 women. You’re absolutely right, James.

    As for Lemmy, he kicks ass. If the statistics are correct, he also hauls ass. Not bad for a guy who was ranked the third ugliest man in rock n’ roll history by Rolling Stone magazine(behind Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler i might add). I guess looks don’t matter when you’re the frontman of the loudest band ever – Motorhead!!!

    Do gay guys count? – obviously not because if they did Larry Craig(disgraced US Senator from Idaho) would be on the list.

    Engelbert Humperdinck is surprising with 3,000 – i thought he was preoccupied with “lesbian seagulls”.

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  19. christopherg (3 comments) says:

    Hey Adolf Fiinkensein, thanks for bringing up Warnie. How could I forget the greatest leg-opener, uh i mean leg-spinner of all time.
    I’m not one to estimate how many chicks warney’s scored, but i’m sure its heaps(especially if you include phone sex). Surely the only thing that dwarfs Warne’s ‘whore-count’ is the accumulated text messages sent to all those chicks!

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