A gay bomb

June 13th, 2007 at 11:33 pm by David Farrar

Hilarious. No Right Turn has the news about how in 1994 the USAF sought funding for a bomb which would “cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another”

Think if that bomb had been developed. Think if it got dropped on an all female university hostel. Think of the merchandising rights :-)

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31 Responses to “A gay bomb”

  1. mikeybill () says:

    On the lighter side – WTF?

    And please, we’re fussy, if you haven’t been working out and looking hot, I don’t care what’s in the air you aint gonna get laid

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  2. Taranaki () says:

    Plato would argue that enemy units bombed in such a style would be closer knit, have better morale, and be a more effective fighting force.

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  3. James () says:

    “And please, we’re fussy, if you haven’t been working out and looking hot, I don’t care what’s in the air you aint gonna get laid.”

    Tell that to Ron Jeremy. ;-)

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  4. Selma Bouvier () says:

    Since the US army is currently getting beaten by a bunch of ‘towel heads’ , just like they were previously beaten by some ‘pyjama wearers’, maybe the US might try it on their own soldiers if it really would help as Plato said

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  5. Zutroy () says:

    Once the gay bomb project was killed, they delivered a bomb that was just “fabulous” instead.

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  6. Insolent Prick () says:

    There’s a good argument to be held that the US Air Force has already dropped that bomb on the Labour Party.

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  7. dad4justice () says:

    Fire the gun – I sincerely hope the Prime Minister did not drop any “ gay bombs “ on the HMNZS Canterbury and I hope all decks were thoroughly cleaned down after her recent gallantry effort to board the vessel. This ship will not join my battle fleet until I have personally inspected it for residual affects of contamination.

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  8. CraigM () says:

    Brings a whole new meaning to “make love not war”

    It would have a huge upside for future battles.
    The USAF could have made a killing on the merchandising.
    I’m buggered if I believe this story.
    Would it make all soldiers Drill Sargents?
    Would the Navy’s Seals finally be broken?

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  9. Max () says:

    A gay bomb?

    Did they start to work that one after the bomb that was designed to kill only Ni**ers didnt work properly?

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  10. Jon () says:

    David you really are a little sleazy man. Only a person like you could connect a military idea and girl on girl action.

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  11. dad4justice () says:

    Careful Max you are offending some of my crew with your insane rhetoric !!

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  12. gerry () says:

    That’s really funny Farrar. What the hell are you up to??? G

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  13. gerry () says:

    That’s really funny Farrar. What the hell are you up to??? G
    Or did that not post, so should I do it again, like the priministeress? OK.

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  14. mikeybill () says:

    Actually, this made me stop and think, well, stop and list.

    How many men from various armed forces can I recall having sex with?

    NZ – Army and Navy
    Australia – Army
    America – Army, Air Force
    UK – Army
    Germany – Army
    Greece – Army, Navy
    Turkey – Army

    And then of course there are the police… but I don’t want to brag.

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  15. I'm a slut too () says:

    Mikeybill – what a slut. You disgust me. I can’t believe you played hide the sausage with an Australian.

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  16. brian_smaller () says:

    “Actually, this made me stop and think, well, stop and list.”

    And were you all that you could be?

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  17. Blue () says:

    The bastards must have let it off in NZ and LA

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  18. islamophobe () says:

    Best used on islamic populations, might quieten them down somewhat.

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  19. Jeff () says:

    You know, I actually think it might work. I have often thought I would be hopeless at war as darned if I would want shoot some guy who I thought was hot.

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  20. David Farrar () says:

    Jon asks David how possibly one can connect a military idea and girl on girl action.

    Well it takes some effort, but not that much.

    You think military, you think uniforms.

    You think uniforms, you think hot women look in uniforms.

    You think of a hot woman, and you then think how two is better than one.

    See not hard at all.

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  21. dad4justice () says:

    Fire – Bradford bomb just obliterated TT mikeybill.

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  22. slightlyrighty () says:

    It doesn’t explode…….it just goes poof.

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  23. Rex Widerstrom () says:

    Or they could just confine them together in a single-sex environment where there’s absolutely no privacy and testosterone is encouraged to rage… oh, wait…

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  24. AndyL () says:

    Selma : Since the US army is currently getting beaten by a bunch of ‘towel heads’

    But, if an US army person chat you up at the bus stop, then you would be quick to grab him, wouldn’t you? I bet you would.

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  25. Uroskin () says:

    Why waste all that research on this when everybody knows that the difference between a straight marine and a gay marine is a six pack of beer

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  26. Dazzaman () says:

    Did CraigM really say he was “buggered”…Haw!

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  27. Dazzaman () says:

    Did Craig M. mention he was “buggered”…Haw!

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  28. Dazzaman () says:

    Why didn’t you post my comment!

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  29. Lucy () says:

    you sexist, disgusting little penguin

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  30. Lucy () says:

    you sexist, disgusting little penguin

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  31. GNZ () says:

    Mikey,

    haha they need a website so that collectors like yourself can compare.

    I dont supose anyone has the full set – but maybe all of the armed forces of the OECD countries?

    there do soeem to be people out there making a serious effort to get one from every country so maybe someone has done that.

    GNZ

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