A gay bomb
June 13th, 2007 at 11:33 pm by David FarrarHilarious. No Right Turn has the news about how in 1994 the USAF sought funding for a bomb which would “cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another”
Think if that bomb had been developed. Think if it got dropped on an all female university hostel. Think of the merchandising rights 
June 14th, 2007 at 8:29 am
On the lighter side – WTF?
And please, we’re fussy, if you haven’t been working out and looking hot, I don’t care what’s in the air you aint gonna get laid
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 8:32 am
Plato would argue that enemy units bombed in such a style would be closer knit, have better morale, and be a more effective fighting force.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 9:12 am
“And please, we’re fussy, if you haven’t been working out and looking hot, I don’t care what’s in the air you aint gonna get laid.”
Tell that to Ron Jeremy.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Since the US army is currently getting beaten by a bunch of ‘towel heads’ , just like they were previously beaten by some ‘pyjama wearers’, maybe the US might try it on their own soldiers if it really would help as Plato said
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Once the gay bomb project was killed, they delivered a bomb that was just “fabulous” instead.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 11:01 am
There’s a good argument to be held that the US Air Force has already dropped that bomb on the Labour Party.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Fire the gun – I sincerely hope the Prime Minister did not drop any “ gay bombs “ on the HMNZS Canterbury and I hope all decks were thoroughly cleaned down after her recent gallantry effort to board the vessel. This ship will not join my battle fleet until I have personally inspected it for residual affects of contamination.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Brings a whole new meaning to “make love not war”
It would have a huge upside for future battles.
Vote:The USAF could have made a killing on the merchandising.
I’m buggered if I believe this story.
Would it make all soldiers Drill Sargents?
Would the Navy’s Seals finally be broken?
June 14th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
A gay bomb?
Did they start to work that one after the bomb that was designed to kill only Ni**ers didnt work properly?
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
David you really are a little sleazy man. Only a person like you could connect a military idea and girl on girl action.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Careful Max you are offending some of my crew with your insane rhetoric !!
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
That’s really funny Farrar. What the hell are you up to??? G
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
That’s really funny Farrar. What the hell are you up to??? G
Vote:Or did that not post, so should I do it again, like the priministeress? OK.
June 14th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Actually, this made me stop and think, well, stop and list.
How many men from various armed forces can I recall having sex with?
NZ – Army and Navy
Australia – Army
America – Army, Air Force
UK – Army
Germany – Army
Greece – Army, Navy
Turkey – Army
And then of course there are the police… but I don’t want to brag.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Mikeybill – what a slut. You disgust me. I can’t believe you played hide the sausage with an Australian.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
“Actually, this made me stop and think, well, stop and list.”
And were you all that you could be?
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
The bastards must have let it off in NZ and LA
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Best used on islamic populations, might quieten them down somewhat.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
You know, I actually think it might work. I have often thought I would be hopeless at war as darned if I would want shoot some guy who I thought was hot.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Jon asks David how possibly one can connect a military idea and girl on girl action.
Well it takes some effort, but not that much.
You think military, you think uniforms.
You think uniforms, you think hot women look in uniforms.
You think of a hot woman, and you then think how two is better than one.
See not hard at all.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
Fire – Bradford bomb just obliterated TT mikeybill.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
It doesn’t explode…….it just goes poof.
Vote:June 14th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Or they could just confine them together in a single-sex environment where there’s absolutely no privacy and testosterone is encouraged to rage… oh, wait…
Vote:June 15th, 2007 at 12:22 am
Selma : Since the US army is currently getting beaten by a bunch of ‘towel heads’
But, if an US army person chat you up at the bus stop, then you would be quick to grab him, wouldn’t you? I bet you would.
Vote:June 15th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Why waste all that research on this when everybody knows that the difference between a straight marine and a gay marine is a six pack of beer
Vote:June 15th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Did CraigM really say he was “buggered”…Haw!
Vote:June 15th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Did Craig M. mention he was “buggered”…Haw!
Vote:June 15th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Why didn’t you post my comment!
Vote:June 16th, 2007 at 10:49 am
you sexist, disgusting little penguin
Vote:June 16th, 2007 at 10:49 am
you sexist, disgusting little penguin
Vote:June 16th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Mikey,
haha they need a website so that collectors like yourself can compare.
I dont supose anyone has the full set – but maybe all of the armed forces of the OECD countries?
there do soeem to be people out there making a serious effort to get one from every country so maybe someone has done that.
GNZ
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