Caption Contest Time

February 22nd, 2008 at 11:00 am by David Farrar

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I should have thought of this straight away but someone suggested it to me on the bus this morning. Fire away with best captions for this NZ Herald front page photo.

Captions can be for Owen, Trevor or even Helen!

Keeping Stock is taking captions also.

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82 Responses to “Caption Contest Time”

  1. Bevan (3,924 comments) says:

    Trev: “Don’t even think about it Owen”
    Glenn: “Fuck off Trev, I own your arse”
    Clark: “Punch him Trev”
    Blonde girl: “Get out of the way has been”

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  2. GPT1 (2,121 comments) says:

    “Listen Glenn, I don’t think your jaw is going to take a knuckle sandwhich as well as Tau’s did”

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  3. wpc (1 comment) says:

    Chief OG asks “how much for the pale faced white woman?”

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  4. burt (8,269 comments) says:

    Mallard to Glenn….

    Have you got the cash ? You know how it works, cash up front and no kissing on the lips……

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  5. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    they call me ‘knackers’ mallard..

    (just ask henare..!..)

    so..don’t go near her..!

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  6. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    (mallard to owen..)

    “look..!..i’m serious..!..don’t go near her..!

    she’ll have your nuts off faster than you can say ‘monaco’..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  7. bwakile (757 comments) says:

    Mallard
    “for $1 bil I can get you a nice stadium overlooking the harbour”

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  8. Glenn (69 comments) says:

    “You! Shall not! Paaaasssss!” [Gandalf-styles]

    [DPF: Yes yes yes - I love it]

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  9. cubit9f (356 comments) says:

    Trev, You need to read the Golden Rules behind you

    Rule 1. He who has the gold makes the rules

    There are no other rules

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  10. Bok (740 comments) says:

    Mallard:” Jeez this is confusing…your name is owen and you are wearing a dress, and the one wearing the pants is….ah shit it’s so much easier just bashing people”

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  11. bwakile (757 comments) says:

    “You’re invited to Phil’s for a barbeque after”

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  12. Brownie () says:

    Advisor to Helen: “Don’t look now, Prime Minister but I think thats Owen Glenn over there with Knuckles Mallard.”

    Helen: “Oh, I thought it was Prince Albert”

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  13. barry (1,317 comments) says:

    helen : “go on Trevour – smack him one. That’ll teach the barstard to tell tales to the media”

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  14. Inventory2 (10,337 comments) says:

    Cheers for the link DPF – saved me another link-whore!!!!!!

    Mallard to Glenn – Look pal, nothing personal, but a man’s gotta defend a woman’s honour!

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  15. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    mallard to owen..

    “um..!..can we still talk about that job..?..for after november..?..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  16. Chris S (111 comments) says:

    Mallard: “With your personality and Helen’s good looks, we’ll go far!”

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  17. barry (1,317 comments) says:

    mallard: “Listen – just keep your distance, and if you dont behave Ill get my mate Cullen around and he’ll deal to you by calling you a ‘Rich Prick’ “.

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  18. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    mallard toowen..

    “..no..!..look at me..!..no eye contact..!..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

    [DPF: Heh I like this one also]

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  19. Lindsay Addie (1,507 comments) says:

    There’s an even better photo here:
    http://stuff.co.nz/4410296a6160.html

    rofl

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  20. 3-coil (1,219 comments) says:

    Thanks Lindsay – that really is the money shot!

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  21. Waymad (136 comments) says:

    Owen, I hate to ask Another favour, but Helz has asked me to ask you if she could please borrow that cloak thingy. She thinks that looking like a moa’s rectum is a step up at the moment.

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  22. JBA (22 comments) says:

    “Hey, see that girl lookin at you over there? She wants me to ask if you will go with her.”

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  23. democracymum (648 comments) says:

    Helen to Trevour:

    “He seems to like that cloak – Trevour go over and ask him if he would settle for Maori Affairs!”

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  24. andymoore (74 comments) says:

    “Thanks Owen, but you’ve *helped* out quite enough…”

    And, don’t miss the caption competition over at http://nzdebate.blogspot.com/2008/02/caption-competition.html

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  25. 3-coil (1,219 comments) says:

    Trev has finally bailed up a real live bagman, and (like a good eye-dog) won’t let him out of his sight.

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  26. cubit9f (356 comments) says:

    The doorman says he doesn’t know who we are and wont let us go inside

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  27. Chicken Little (741 comments) says:

    Owen :

    “Sorry Trev, you and Helen are out. I’m wearing my politics on my sleeve from now on.”

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  28. ssp (8 comments) says:

    Trev – ‘She can be a nasty bitch, can’t she!’

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  29. MajorBloodnok (361 comments) says:

    Look, Owen… mate. We’ve already named five suburbs after you:
    – Glennfield
    – Glenndowie
    – Glenn Eden
    – Glenn Dene
    – Glenn Innes
    and now this building. For someone who wasn’t born here and doesn’t pay taxes here, the Fuhrer told me to tell you that’s about far enough.

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  30. noskire (842 comments) says:

    Trev – “Owen, you’ve got it all wrong mate. This is NOT what the boss meant when we had that chat about cloaks and daggers.”

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  31. MajorBloodnok (361 comments) says:

    No, she’s not upset about the recent stuff, Owen. She just wants you to stop teaching Winston… Yes, yes, I know no one can teach Winston. But he’s picking up your methods of paying debts to the government and making them look like largesse.

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  32. Bevan (3,924 comments) says:

    Mallard to Glenn – Look pal, nothing personal, but a man’s gotta defend a woman’s honour!

    Glenn to Mallard – Thats a woman!

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  33. John Dalley (394 comments) says:

    Mallard to Owen Glenn – When are you going to release the news of the secret donations you gave to National?

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  34. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    ‘Helen’s told me to tell you she’s not your friend anymore. So don’t try and hang out with us, or we’ll give you a wedgie.’

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  35. paulhelen (99 comments) says:

    Mallard to Owen; Helen wants to know who the blond chick is you were with ealier?

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  36. reid (16,440 comments) says:

    For future caption contests you might want to look at the technology used on FakeSetveJob’s blog. It’s great.

    Click on this link, then mouse over the photo, wait till the play button comes up, then click on it. Photocrank.

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  37. Buggerlugs (1,592 comments) says:

    Mallard: “I’m gonna fuck you up, bro…”
    Glenn: “Bro? Ahem, Howard! Where’s that bunch of your grandsons that are doing the powhiri – might have a job for them…cash up front”

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  38. dad4justice (8,208 comments) says:

    Glenn yells OI clever Trevor come here immediately and marvel at my cloak Mr sick joke. It’s made of Mallard duck feathers that my rich prick mates blasted from their helicopter with unlicensed automatic mossberg pump action shotguns while flying over Liarbourville swamp.

    Clever Trevor replies in a timid voice, that’s nice and can you please help me fix my puncture on my red bicycle Mr Rich?

    Glenn replies – on your bike dickhead and tell that lemon face bitch too take a long f##king hike.

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  39. insider (1,028 comments) says:

    Mallard: “Look Glenn, can’t you see that Helen’s moving on, now you should too. In the other direction.

    “(Sotto voce) But maybe I can bring my girlfriend over to your yacht some time. She really enjoyed Valencia.”

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  40. John Dalley (394 comments) says:

    D4J. Medication remember Medication!!!

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  41. Murray (8,847 comments) says:

    World to John Dalley, come in John Dalley your time is up.

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  42. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    is that ‘it’..?..muzza..?

    that’s the end product of you mining your rightwing humour-vein..?

    shit..!..you must be a bundle of fucken laughs..!..

    eh..?

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  43. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    about as funny as a prostate exam..

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  44. Buggerlugs (1,592 comments) says:

    Speaking of prostate exams, isn’t it about time you pulled your head out of your arse, phil?

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  45. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    that’s not bad..bug-lug..

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  46. david (2,557 comments) says:

    Helen to minder:

    “It must be true what they say about bald guys. He sure can pull chicks but there is no obvious bulge in his trou and I’ve looked really closely. Do you think it has something to do with money?”

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  47. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    a bit ‘laboured’ there..david..

    lacking a certain ‘lightness’..

    eh..?

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  48. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    virgo..?..are you..?

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  49. david (2,557 comments) says:

    Your’e right phil, I started with something about Trev asking Owen if he could borrow his Eau-de-cash roll-on but couldn’t make it work.

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  50. JamesP (76 comments) says:

    Glenn to Trev: “Well you’re the expert. How long does she usually keep us in time out?”

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  51. noskire (842 comments) says:

    Trev – “Um, this is kinda embrassing but Helen has lost the keys to the Crown limo. Can you lend us some money for a taxi?”

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  52. David Farrar (1,894 comments) says:

    More captions, less infighting people!

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  53. david (2,557 comments) says:

    “You know the rules Owen, No tickee, No fickee”

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  54. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    aww!!

    but i enjoy ‘infighting’..!

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  55. Rex Widerstrom (5,354 comments) says:

    “No, I assure you Mr Glenn, she was making a joke about the cloak. What she said was ‘go over there and tell him to get plucked‘!”.

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  56. Murray (8,847 comments) says:

    Oh look phool the gibbering druck fueld idiot of the left is hijacking a thread with uniteligablwe crapspek.

    Must be a day ending with a y.

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  57. burt (8,269 comments) says:

    philu

    aww!!

    but i enjoy ‘infighting’..!

    This explains your support for the Green party. How’s the vaporiser ?

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  58. vto (1,128 comments) says:

    Mallard to Glenn: “Fuck you’re a dumb shit Glenn.”

    Clark in the background, to general hooting by others: “Get him Trev. Tear his guts out. Fuckin’ rich prick”.

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  59. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    ‘vaporiser’..?

    good while exercising/working out….

    something about the endorphins and the seratonins coming together in a ‘mix ‘n match’..

    mmm!!!..

    ..’mix ‘n match’..!

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  60. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    murrays wit is quite ‘dry’..isn’t it..?

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  61. david (2,557 comments) says:

    What’s up your nose phil?

    Are you upset that the feather cloak is probably all that remains of someone’s high protein meal? MMMMMmmmmmm Kiwi!

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  62. burt (8,269 comments) says:

    Mr Glenn, I have a bike race to ride just over a week away and I was wondering if you could help me train for it. You have shown that you can make the PM jump through hoops, you have made Winston do back flips, any chance you can help me back peddal the entire course so I can watch my back while I ride.

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  63. Right of way is Way of Right (1,122 comments) says:

    Helen, under her breath, “That’s right Trevor, keep him there juuuussst a little longer, they’re releasing the anvil……..NOW!”

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  64. pseudonymous (74 comments) says:

    Are you sure Trev?
    No………can’t be.
    Looks nothing like those poster shots I keep seeing.
    If that’s what she used to look like you could sue the surgeon.
    He’s bound to be a rich prick!

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  65. baxter (893 comments) says:

    BEVAN wins from the MAJOR though I haven’t read and entry from TANE yet.

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  66. PhilBest (5,121 comments) says:

    Mallard: (whispers) sorry about this Owen, you know how things are…we’ll make it up to you if we’re still in power after the next election, we PROMISE……

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  67. PhilBest (5,121 comments) says:

    By the way, does anyone else think that O. Glenn in this photo, bears a resemblance at first glance, to one of those Maori leaders whose name escapes me…..? (Both the ceremonial cloak and the profile).

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  68. Rex Widerstrom (5,354 comments) says:

    PhilBest: You mean ‘Sir’ Stephen “I’ll change my name to Tipene when the government’s chequebook is open” O’Regan?

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  69. go NZ (59 comments) says:

    Trev;”Helen would like to know if we could have the last installment in the folding stuff”

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  70. go NZ (59 comments) says:

    Klark; “whats that brethren guy doing talking to Trevor for?”

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  71. go NZ (59 comments) says:

    O G; “-Keep your hands in your pockets please-you cant hit a man with glasses”

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  72. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    Pete Jackson wants to remake “throw mama from the train” Owen

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  73. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    Owen’ I said to Howard $1mil if you can make it stand not if he stands

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  74. Richard Hurst (855 comments) says:

    Mallard to O.G: “Im sorry, but money can’t really buy you love.”
    O.G to Mallard: “Don’t worry Trev, its bought me a government instead.”

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  75. Zippy Gonzales (485 comments) says:

    Mallard: “I thought we all agreed you’d wear the invisibility cloak.”
    Glenn: “No way, mate. It’s School of Business Time.”

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  76. Zippy Gonzales (485 comments) says:

    Glenn sez, “I may be wearing the feathers, but I’m certainly not the chicken tonight.”

    Mallard replies, “Whew, I thought this was going to be another duck joke.”

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  77. Zippy Gonzales (485 comments) says:

    Chorus: “Infamy! Infamy! Everyone has it in for me!”

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  78. burt (8,269 comments) says:

    Mallard: Listen here Owen, I don’t have a f##ken clue how things work in the shipping business but in politics, in NZ, when you don’t get what YOU thought YOU were going to get WE don’t expect it too all go tits up in the papers. You’ve made a circus of this by exposed Labour’s hypocrisy, WTF did YOU think YOU were doing? Of course the PM is pissed off with YOU, YOU might have cost HER the f##cken election!

    Glenn: That’s way too many words for a Tui billboard!

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  79. onelaw4all (23 comments) says:

    Mallard: I know there’s a rumour going around she’s a bird fancier, but wearing all those feathers won’t get you any closer, son.

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  80. GK (97 comments) says:

    Owen to Mallard–Listen-up Duckman! It was a straight choice between Princess Caroline or the Paua Princess and you got the money and the bag.
    So bugger off!

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  81. dad4justice (8,208 comments) says:

    Is it the money or the hag?

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