BREAKING NEWS: Police hold grave fears for the safety of a man reported missing in the Internet blogosphere.
The man told family members he was taking a short afternoon excursion to explore Poneke’s Weblog … He hasn’t been seen since.
“Poneke’s is a relatively gentle blog that shouldn’t have exposed him to any serious risk,” a police spokesman said. “But there are lots of links leading off it to other blogs, some of which are a good deal more hazardous. He may have strayed off the beaten track.
“We’ve seen this sort of thing before. Someone sets out to have a look at a blog like Poneke’s, then they get diverted on to Russell Brown’s Public Address weblog or David Farrar’s Kiwiblog, and with just a couple of innocent clicks they wander off into the wilderness. They lose track of the passage of time and before they know it they’re hopelessly bushed.
“It’s a maze out there and he may have ended up a long way from where he started. There are links to political blogs, media blogs, sports blogs, wine blogs, heavy metal blogs, climate change blogs, hard-left blogs, extreme-right blogs, greenie blogs, sado-masochism blogs . . . you name it.
An inquiring mind could ask how Karl knows there are sado-masocistic blogs . Unless he means Whoar where reading Phil’s uncapitalised prose does cause pain!
The police spokesman said concerns were heightened by the fact that the man was inexperienced and poorly equipped.
“He’s not had much previous exposure to infantile abuse and personal invective of the type that he’s likely to find in the blogosphere. Also, his family advises us he has a history of severe allergic reactions to bad grammar, misspellings and missing apostrophes. We’re encouraging them to keep their hopes up, but it’s not looking good.”
I think Karl is admitting to a secret addiction. Or maybe he is the mystery Queen Bee blogging at The Hive!Tags: Blogosphere, Karl du Fresne, Kiwiblog, Poneke, Public Address, SM, The Hive, Whor