- Students of Decile One Primary Schools to be converted to bio-ethanol
- Judith Collins to be appointed Associate Minister of Social Welfare with special areas of responsibility including draining beneficiaries of their cerebrospinal fluids.
- Said they wouldn’t sell any state assets, didn’t promise not to just give them away.
I like the idea of getting around the no sale clause by giving every NZ adult free shares in some SOEs
If New Zealand wants to maintain its edge as a clean, green nation, we urgently need to pretend as hard as we can to take decisive action on climate change.
Heh.Tags: David Cohen, Dim-Post, Greens, Kennedy Graham, Lyndon Hood, Satire, The Hive, Waihopai