Enough to put you off pasta
A man caught near New South Wales’s Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20kmh car chase, has had his day in court.
Newcastle police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
Just as well they did not shoot – the splinters from the glass could be painful.
Weatherley attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.
Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.
Well he sort of did have.
Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.
The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.
Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.
They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling”.
Now let us check we have this right. The armed Police are all around him and trying to wrestle him to the ground, and he is still trying to finish the job? My God, that’s determination.
And pity the poor Police.
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
A terrier? Someone call the SPCA.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
very nice DPF
read it earlier on another blog.
sorry to go off topic.
just read the letter from Iceland someone helpfully put up in a post, this caught my eye.
“And here is the nub. Iceland’s banks borrowed more than $250,000 for every man, woman and child in Iceland, and placed an impossible burden on the modest reserves of the central bank in the event of default. And default they have”.
where do we stand in this area.
Do we get a yearly or quarterly report (a 12yr old can understand) from the PM?
should we?
November 21st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
According to the article, he said in court he resisted arrest because he was trying to put some clothes on to “make himself decent”.
Naturally, the cops decided he was therefore a menace and this warranted using batons and pepper spray to get him out of the car.
Now, I’m all in favour of our cops having the tools they need, including all the weapons. But from this story you can see why some people are very much against arming the Police, can’t you?
PS: you’d think the lead cop could have just grabbed him by the jar; then the guy’s heart & mind would surely have followed wherever the cop led him?
November 21st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I’m not sure, would capsicum spray really go well with pasta, do you think?
November 21st, 2008 at 1:39 pm
as long as you didn’t inhale and had your eyes closed.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm
sorry off thread.
Letter from Iceland
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/66c87994-aec1-11dd-b621-000077b07658,Authorised=true.html?_i_location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ft.com%2Fcms%2Fs%2F0%2F66c87994-aec1-11dd-b621-000077b07658.html%3Fnclick_check%3D1&_i_referer=&nclick_check=1
well all you experts
do we get a report like I asked about?
should we?
[DPF: Save it for General Debate]
November 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Ian – if it does, it’s bound to be a leftie conspiracy, and Helen Clark’s corrupt fingerprints will be all over it. Perhaps you should write a book about it?
November 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm
He put the good things in so he could wear the Dolmio grin
November 21st, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Burt – LOL
November 21st, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Burt AND Ian W – LOL.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:47 pm
sorry learnt my lesson.
DPF can you start a thread on this letter from Iceland thing?
Please.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Trust a leftie to defend deviant sexual behavour in public.
At least when conservatives fuck watermellons its part of an election.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:58 pm
And trust Murray to pick a fight with the imaginary lefties in his head, rather than the actual real-life lefties on these threads…
A little closer reading may have helped you to appreciate that I was commenting on the behaviour of the cops, and actually NOT defending the guy with his member in the jar at all
November 21st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Ratbiter, that’s a pretty strong allegation you make about lefties – are you sure this guy was a Southpaw?
Still, I can see the headline now: “Police and Slimeball in saucy stoush over inappropriate baton use”
November 21st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
did anyone see the disgusting online masturbation scene from southpark last night??
Couldn’t believe it was taken so far.
[DPF: You watch Southpark and think it won't be disgusting? This is the show with a talking poo!]
November 21st, 2008 at 2:36 pm
“did anyone see the disgusting online masturbation scene from southpark last night??”
yes, and I almost pissed myself
November 21st, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Trust a leftie to dig in when hes on a hiding to nothing.
So looking forward to election 2011.
November 22nd, 2008 at 3:47 pm
This reminds me of the time that I was getting changed at the swimming pool. No, there wasn’t any funny business going on, but there was a blind guy in the changing room with his guide dog. I said to the blind guy “Is your dog male or female?” The blind guy said “Male”. I said “Well, that’s alright then”.
http://www.kiwipolemicist.wordpress.com
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:37 pm
How would a blind guy know if a dog was male
another Southpark scenario!