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Coyote takes Jessica Simpson’s lesbian pooch

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7 Responses to “Headline of the Day”

  1. Don the Kiwi (682) Says:
    September 16th, 2009 at 7:29 am

    Maybe the coyote was a lesbian too ;-)

  2. philu (10,919) Says:
    September 16th, 2009 at 7:57 am

    this is my ‘headline of the day’..

    (and it’s local..

    ..but should/could go international..

    http://whoar.co.nz/2009/dog-crashes-car-into-cafe/

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

  3. Patrick Starr (3,662) Says:
    September 16th, 2009 at 8:26 am

    “Maybe the coyote was a lesbian too” – or Tongan?

  4. kaya (1,360) Says:
    September 16th, 2009 at 8:51 am

    I reckon Jessica’s dog just fancied a bit of ruff…………

  5. Offshore_Kiwi (557) Says:
    September 16th, 2009 at 10:16 am

    She forgot to run a spell-checker across the poster before printing (perhaps she was too distraught). What colour is carmel? When I was a lad it was not a colour but a catholic girls schoold (and thus a favoured hunting ground for a horny teenager)!

  6. kaya (1,360) Says:
    September 16th, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Offshore_Kiwi – Here’s another useless piece of information to dispose of. Carmel is also a town in California where Clint Eastwood was the Mayor!! I visited the place and his pub, The Hog’s Breath Inn. I don’t know what colour the town was but it felt like something out of the Stepford Wives! On a positive note it was close to Pebble Beach Golf Club, I got to look at it, not play it. :(

    I like your carmel much better.

  7. Kris K (3,570) Says:
    September 16th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    Jessica and her family have even mocked up a poster of Daisy – who is a malti-poo, a cross between a Maltese and a Poodle – in a desperate bid to locate her.

    I wonder if (lesbian) Daisy was adopted by homosexual Maltese and Poodle parents, thus resulting in her sexual confusion.
    A further example of why queers shouldn’t be able to adopt?

    Jessica Simpson always hit me as a dumb blond; this just further confirms it.

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