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Caption Contest

February 1st, 2010 at 2:00 pm by David Farrar

Australian Opposition Leader Tony Abbott on the right. Photo from Sydney Daily Telegraph.

Captions below please.

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45 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Captain Neurotic (204) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    Togs, togs, togs, togs….. UNDIES!

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  2. Johnboy (10,787) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    My budgies bigger than Lockwoods.

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  3. Hagues (711) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    Significant shrinkage! (one for the Seinfeld fans!)

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  4. cha (2,354) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    “Go on mate, I do the ‘dead rat’*, I dares ya”

    *”The Dead Rat”, an Aussie dick trick.

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  5. Graeme Edgeler (2,938) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Blog reader outrage forces DPF to place picture below a “click here to read post” link.

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  6. Viking2 (9,497) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    That will make Cactus wet her pants.

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  7. Manolo (9,954) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    “I’ve heard Chris Carter, the New Zealand MP wants to meet you Tony”

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  8. Auberon (746) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Is that David Shearer alongside Abbott?

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  9. Johnboy (10,787) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    No its Andrew Little.

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  10. DRHILL (121) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    Double Standards – Internet Porn Blocked in Australia, Australian MPs in Tongs not

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  11. Sean (269) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    Swimwear…still swimwear…still swimwear…undies

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  12. burt (5,936) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    I still think they said – we want to see a budget to help the struggles, are you sure they said we want to see you two in budgie smugglers! .

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  13. Adolf Fiinkensein (2,447) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    I must say you would bv laughing on the other side of your faces if you were saved from drowning by these two Lifeguards. You dickheads, Speedos are the required uniforms.

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  14. slightlyrighty (2,247) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Scoop!

    Tony Abbott shown to be left leaning!

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  15. Eisenhower (118) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    C’mon Tony, we need to catch up to the float.

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  16. MikeNZ (3,234) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    Now there’s a goal for the year.
    To get my 50 yr old bod to resemble Abbots, I can think of one person who would be keen. :-)

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  17. burt (5,936) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    MikeNZ – would that be Les Mills ?

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  18. Peter (1,093) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Australia’s official greeting party for Price William viewed as “inappropriate”.

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  19. burt (5,936) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    If Helen can visit the queen in trousers then we should be fine, bet ya she looks down as she is talking to us….

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  20. SHG (232) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Abbott’s a volunteer surf lifesaver and spends his spare time serving his local community and helping to RESCUE PEOPLE FROM DROWNING.

    What a tosser! Let’s make fun of him! Nyah nyah nyah!

    [DPF: One can be a life saver, and also change afterwards. This photo was not taken on the beach]

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  21. jaba (1,924) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    I must say, I also thought the other bloke was Shearer as well .. not as though I have seen him semi naked of course

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  22. mike12 (183) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    SHG (stupid humourless git) piss off back to the Standard you wanker

    [DPF: 20 demerits for calling someone a wanker.]

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  23. SHG (232) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    He’d just competed in an ocean race with a lot of other surf lifesavers and was walking back to the race start. Did you expect him to swim the race wearing a backpack containing a towel and a change of clothes? Maybe he should have swum the race in sensible shoes so he wouldn’t have to appear bare-footed.

    ;)

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  24. tvb (3,317) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    They are called “budgie smugglers” in Aussie.

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  25. SHG (232) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    It’s OK David, I *am* a wanker.

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  26. Bevan (3,951) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    [DPF: One can be a life saver, and also change afterwards. This photo was not taken on the beach]

    Actually he was takling part in a race with a swim component, they were walking back to the start line after finishing.

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  27. Murray (8,832) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Take our sense of houmerless pills today did we Adolf.

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  28. Pauleastbay (3,746) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    “Yes, Tony, Australian woman will stay virgins until they are married with that sneak preview”

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  29. maurieo (95) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    Abbot & Costello
    “Who’s on First”

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  30. MikeNZ (3,234) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    I say good on him, makes me think if he can do it so caqn I.
    With a bit (lot) of training..

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  31. burt (5,936) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    MikeNZ

    I lost 20kg a few years back – you won’t regret it.

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  32. Rex Widerstrom (4,965) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Key cancels attendance at VRWC party leaders’ conference, citing inability to fill out new uniform, sends Judith Collins in his stead.

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  33. PaulL (5,198) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    Rex: heh

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  34. SHG (232) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    I never thought I’d see the day when I got told to “piss off back to the Standard”.

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  35. onelaw4all (23) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    “I’m a different kinda bloke from Rudd and his UN/IPCC worshippers, altogether.
    Noone will be able to accuse me of “hiding the decline”!

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  36. MikeNZ (3,234) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Thanks Burt.
    2010 is going to be a good year.
    Now if we can just get National to be National and not Labourlite.

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  37. Viking2 (9,497) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Now if we can just get National to be National and not Labourlite.

    Well where there’s life there’s hope. Slim like Abbot but maybe some hope.

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  38. Michaels (1,304) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    NUMBER ONE REASON NOT TO WEAR RED SPEEDO’S!!!

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  39. noodle (151) Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    Here’s two for the ladies. Stuff macrame girls. Whoar!

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  40. Grizz (425) Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 12:41 am

    What is with Australian Politicians and budgie smugglers. What is wrong with a pair of board shorts.

    Please Parakura, do not join them. I am begging you!

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  41. Murray (8,832) Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 8:06 am

    Thanks so much Grizz.

    Well there goes my will to face breakfast.

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  42. Craig Ranapia (1,911) Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 9:51 am

    Tony Abbot charged with animal cruelty after budgie chick smothering incident.

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  43. Craig Ranapia (1,911) Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 9:53 am

    Tony Abbot launches two prong attack on gay and Jewish votes

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  44. Right of way is Way of Right (1,044) Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    See, I told you you would look better than Vladimir Putin!

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  45. Michael (705) Says:
    February 7th, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Vote for me or it’s the Mankini!

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