Greens fail IQ test also

February 26th, 2010 at 12:38 pm by David Farrar

At 11.14 am the Greens put out a press release saying:

This was going to lifting mining protection from half a billion hectares of land with high conservation value, but would now only propose lifting protection from around 7,000 hectares.

Radio NZ made the initial error between 7 am and 8 am. NZPA picked it at 8.24 but made a correction within around half an hour. I blogged on it at 9.24 a.m. Yes despite that the Greens don’t even stop to think that half a billion hectares is around 20 times larger than the total land area of New Zealand.

Does no one at the Greens know how big a hectare is and that there is no way we have half a billion of them?

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37 Responses to “Greens fail IQ test also”

  1. RRM (7,207) Says:

    NO MIMING IN NEW ZEALAND’S NATIONAL PARKS:

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  2. m@tt (498) Says:

    ZOMG! I’m surprised they can tie their shoe laces, open doors or breath without support from an iron lung.

    What a pure scandal.

    Perhaps someone should resign.

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  3. RRM (7,207) Says:

    reference for the above:

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=183801321776&ref=mf

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  4. cabbage (454) Says:

    “People don’t want mining in our National Parks, Forest Parks, and other precious places. It’s as simple as that.”

    Metiria appears to be insinuating that I’m not a person. I’m insulted.

    In today’s age, it is wasteful to not exploit the natural resources you sit upon. it is as simple as that!

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  5. lofty (1,255) Says:

    RRM, yes I agree that miming in national parks should be outlawed, besides who would be there to watch the show?
    I have always thought it was an over rated form of the arts.

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  6. Steve (3,644) Says:

    “how big a hectare is”
    The Greens don’t need to know. If you are going to ban something, the bigger the better. Just make sure the reporters and cameras are there.

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  7. m@tt (498) Says:

    If a tree falls in a forest, and hits a mime, does anyone care?

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  8. jims_whare (328) Says:

    Hmmm knowing how zealous the greens are about whaling/fishing and the like they probably included NZ Economic zone, half of Antartica and anywhere else they can think of.

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  9. Fisiani (644) Says:

    Probably the same Greens spokesperson who decried the awful DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE a toxic chemical which was killing thousands of people every year and was a major component of acid rain. (otherwise known as H2O or WATER)

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  10. MIKMS (162) Says:

    Yes definitely no miming in our parks, I’m sick of tramping through the bush when a random guy jumps out and starts eating a fake apple…
    and what’s wrong with mining 7000 hectares its not that much for nz and so much could be done with the profits

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  11. Don the Kiwi (955) Says:

    and so much could be done with the profits

    Like buying the Greens a one way ticket to their land of dreams – China.

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  12. Adolf Fiinkensein (2,445) Says:

    It’s a political landmime!

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  13. lofty (1,255) Says:

    When you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?

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  14. lofty (1,255) Says:

    When a mime gets arrested, do the police bother to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

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  15. Poliwatch (330) Says:

    To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant. Amos Bronson Alcott

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  16. lofty (1,255) Says:

    Ah yes that is so true poliwatch.
    Whew, I am pleased that I am not ignorant of RRMs ignorance. Hard to be when it sticks out like a sore toe.

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  17. lofty (1,255) Says:

    Heres another one for ya.

    I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turned the volume all the way up….the mime next door went nuts!

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  18. Murray (8,832) Says:

    If a tree falls in the forest and lands on a greenie does it make a sound… or more to the point does anyone care.

    Come and spin toad, share you’re gaia given wisdom with us.

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  19. big bruv (11,201) Says:

    Greenfly must be the Green party media person.

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  20. menace (407) Says:

    NO MIMING IN NEW ZEALAND’S NATIONAL PARKS:

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  21. Blue Coast (165) Says:

    I am surprised you were suprised about their IQ

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  22. menace (407) Says:

    this is the real face book group though

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=133309587871

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  23. Komata (783) Says:

    To parapahrase a certain W. Greenslade, ‘It’s all in the mime, you know. . .’. Should someone tell Marcel? (No, wait, he’s dead, which must be, for a Green, ‘Perfection’.)

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  24. Inventory2 (8,799) Says:

    toad! toad! Anyone seen toad?

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  25. Kimble (3,691) Says:

    In other news, the Greens tell us that

    : 72 million whales are killed in Antarctic waters each month

    : the average Easter egg contains 520,000 calories and children eat on average 12 each week

    : 4 billion trees are being slaughtered by an elderly Northland couple who want some extra light in their sun room

    : global temperatures have risen 40 degrees since the industrial revolution, during which standard of livings flatlined

    : oil has peaked now…. n-n-now!…..n-n-n-n-NOW-N-NOW!

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  26. Say Goodbye to Hollywood (541) Says:

    Marcel Marceau has a lot to answer for. He’s the root causing of all this miming in national parks. *shakes fist*

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  27. Komata (783) Says:

    The inevitable question: Was Marcel ‘Green’ or was being a Frenchman the ultimate , unsurpassable, state of perfection?

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  28. Put it away (2,887) Says:

    WTF how did ANYONE see this “half a billion hectares” figure without triggering the “that just doesn’t sound right, maybe I should check…” reflex ? Some people just aren’t well-aquainted with reality.

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  29. Ryan Sproull (5,536) Says:

    I am surprised you were suprised about their IQ

    Brian! See that? It’s a law of the universe, I tells ya!

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  30. bij (66) Says:

    loving the mime jokes!

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  31. southtop (226) Says:

    lol the more things change the more they stay the same
    http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA0110/S00440.htm

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  32. Fisiani (644) Says:

    The obscene phone calling mime held the phone and gave two fingers to the mouthpiece.

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  33. Kris K (3,570) Says:

    Does no one at the Greens know how big a hectare is and that there is no way we have half a billion of them?

    It’s probably due to the many billions of joints each of the Greens have smoked.

    Or perhaps a ‘hectare’ is actually Green ‘code’ for the area required to grow your average cannabis plant – and by mining conservation land this would seriously inhibit future green employment opportunities in the area of Green ‘growth’ initiatives?

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  34. menace (407) Says:

    we already cut down about 83 percent of our forests, where do we draw the line?

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  35. RKBee (1,344) Says:

    The Greens always over predict dome and gloom… for the mases.
    National always over predict the wisdom of prosperity…for the few.,

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  36. OECD rank 22 kiwi (2,672) Says:

    I think the Greens are too busy burning off scrub and local bush on their land to fact check.

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  37. cha (2,323) Says:

    Otago MP Jacqui Dean felt like a bit of a “wally” yesterday, after it was revealed she tried to ban North Otago’s most precious commodity – water

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