No virgins for you!
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:54 pm by The WandererHe’s not the first, but his is perhaps the best – Foreign Policy’s article on Tahir ul-Qadri introduces you to the Pakistani Islamic Scholar who has issued a fatwa condemning terrorism as un-Islamic. Not only does he label terrorism as “haram”, or forbidden under Islam, he goes so far as to describe acts of terrorism as acts of disbelief. To put this in context, for a practising muslim, an act of disbelief is pretty much the worst offence he or she can commit against Islam.
Tags: Fatwa, Jihad, Middle East, The Wanderer, War on Terror
April 23rd, 2010 at 5:13 am
So does this mean [deleted by DPF and 30 demerits]
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 7:46 am
About time a muslim cleric started talking some sense. Let’s hope others listen to him.
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 8:32 am
I wish too Don
but unfortunately the Koran is a manual for war as it reflects its author’s life changes as he morphed from mystic seeker type to war monger raider whilst having epileptic fits and being visited by a Jinn (devil) called gabril.
He’ll probably get fatwahed by a whole other bunch and topped.
Vote:Be sure he won’t change the position of the Wahhabi ruled Saudi Arabians Princes who finance global jihad through their charities and businesses and the spread of the Wahabbist ideology within Islam in their Dawa.
April 23rd, 2010 at 8:36 am
I’m pretty sure this will turn out to be a career-limiting move for this particular islamic scholar
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 9:30 am
Perhaps even a life-limiting one.
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 9:31 am
Hmmm this is gona put allah in a bit of a quandry………I understand a fatwah is like a decree from allah and must be obeyed or else.
Vote:Think of it one mullah says kill the infidel and get lotsa virgins when ya die. The next mullah says no if you kill the infidel you miss out on the virgins.
So when the dead muslims go in front of allah whats he gona do coz he can’t give virgins to those who killed and those who didn’t……..Heh maybe he will put them both into a room to have a scrap and who ever is left standing gets the virgins……………..this actually presents a real theological dilema for the muslims……………ya don’t wanna get it wrong coz ya don’t wanna miss out on the virgins no siree.
April 23rd, 2010 at 10:28 am
You don’t have to rely on your understanding, you know — you can look things up instead.
Here’s wikipedia:
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 10:48 am
Saw a TV program last week re the Koran… the word virgins in the context of heavens reward, has been mis-translated should actually mean grapes.. Imagine how a martyr will feel after blowing him/herself to smithereens & few hundered innocents…just to enter heaven and get presented with a bunch of grapes……bummer!!!!!!!!!!
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 12:48 pm
It’s a shame this same scholar wasn’t around to advise Mohammed when he was establishing the religion of Islam. Especially as Mohammed was the ORIGINAL Muslim terrorist. I fear that, if he had, any advise given may have been his last act.
Vote:And as others have suggested; this may be his last act anyway, as it is a direct contradiction of Mohammed’s acts and what is CLEARLY taught in both the Koran and Hadith.
April 23rd, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Kris K you are as bad as the other side of the gulf, and ironically have much in common with them.
You theoritically believe in a god who instructed people to commit genocide. Would class genocide > terrorist.
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Learn something new everyday… didn’t know the word “fatwa” until googling it today
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Jeff83 1:06 pm,
Actually, Jeff, I worship a (New Testament) God who instructs me to love my enemies:
I think you’ll struggle to find that same sentiment in the later writings of both the Koran and Hadith.
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 2:15 pm
So, wait. Someone suffering from a delusion that says it is ok to harm people for certain reasons to do with essentially not behaving in accordance with the delusion tells other people that their particular harming of other people based on their reading of the same delusion is wrong according to the first deluded person’s reading of the delusion.
Excuse me while I get on with my life…
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Maybe Trey Parker and Matt Stone could hire Tahir ul-Qadri – right now it looks like they need the defence as Comedy Central censors South Park Mohammed References.
What makes this really pathetic (and chilling), is that I watched this episode a few days ago and thought that the black censor box and bleeped out words were Trey and Matt making a point and poking fun in their usual way. Not so it seems:
Oh well. I’m sure our edgy, transgressive, “Speaking Truth To Power”, Western entertainment folks will be fully supporting them!
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I’d have a lot more respect for George Bush if he had followed that sentiment..
Vote:April 23rd, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Is anybody else disturbed by the idea of 72 virgins? On the one hand it seems so shallow. Your reward for your great deeds is sex. With girls. 72 of them. Forever. Apparently, to a Muslim the absolute best thing imaginable in the afterlife and for eternity is the blow job. Lots of them.
On another hand, it sounds a bit like rape. Do the 72 virgins have a say in the matter?
By the way I have no more time for Christianity, but at least Christians seem to have a bit of afterlife respect for the ladies.
Vote:April 24th, 2010 at 1:21 am
Yes a thousand apologies for that early morning drunken post fueled by too much Chinese beer DPF.
As you know, I do have such a slip about once every few months.
Back on the topic, is terrorism really un-Islamic?
It seems to pop up a bit under the Islam/Muslim name.
I mean they are not exactly slow to claim a bombing or public beheading of innocent people theirs quickly after it occurs.
Vote:April 24th, 2010 at 10:13 am
Ben 10:54 pm,
One does get the sense that the so called virgins have little or no choice in the matter – much in the same way as Muslim women have little choice while here on earth, but are simply there for the gratification of men, and to produce children.
While in contrast to the sex filled hedonistic existence of the (so called) Muslim afterlife, resurrected Christians are compared to angels; who do not marry (or have sex by implication):
There is even a hint that the male/female distinction is gone in the Christian afterlife. If one considers the biblical accounts of angels, wherever they are encountered they are always likened to ‘men’ and the masculine, never as female/women.
Vote:April 24th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Well said, Ben. But in light of what Kris has just told us, there is now serious doubt about the whole virgin/sex thing. It could take years for the theologians to sort this one out.
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