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The truth is out there, and exposed on this blog site – BoB PaRKeR ENGiNEeREd tHE CHRiStCHURCH QuAKES.
I am amazed the media have not reported this story!
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September 6th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Oh dear!
Thank God for gun controls.
September 6th, 2010 at 10:39 pm
There. Right there. An error. My earliest NZ ancestor arrived on a ship in 1840. The rest of the site looks absolutely legit though
September 6th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
That is….AWESOME!
September 6th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
that is effing brilliant!
September 6th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
But it is all a conspiracy by me and farrar and the national party and rodney hide to get Bewildered jim.
September 6th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
I particularly like the line in ‘Proof: the Numbers’ that reads:
707 + 4 (ships) = 713
Genius!
September 6th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
I’d assumed George Bush did it. Just like he organised 911, flooded New Orleans just because he didn’t like black people, and arranged the BP oil spill to discredit Golfing Barack Obama.
September 6th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
Brilliant – the best answer to the reactions this story has bought about.
Who knew that repeating a misreported (yet apparently confirmed) Herald story could be interpreted as such a terrible, vicious conspiracy by people who are usually sensible?
September 6th, 2010 at 11:29 pm
KNoWN FACTs:
November 14th 1998 – FaMOUS DOWN-SYNDRoME ChiMP FOUND wITH MIsSiNG BRAIN *
November 23rd 1998 – JoHN CAMpBELL MaKES FiRsT NeTWORK NEWS BroadCAST *
HeALING TiMe REQUiRED For HUMaN/AniMAL NeUROLOGICaL TRanSPLANT – 8 DaYS *
*COMMON KNoWLEdGE
Classic stuff!
September 6th, 2010 at 11:31 pm
I’m most interested in the derivations of the numbers from the letters: e.g. p=7. Why?
Nevertheless, this could be serious, major nay catastrophe as never before awitnessed. On the seriouslessnessly global scale we are witnessing something approximating:
OMG x eleventy gajillion +1 x infinity + another eleventy gajillion + 1 x 2 = Beat that, motherfucker.
Now this is beyond serious shit folks, this is into explosive diarrhea territory and none of us wish to venture forth right? Which sane man would?
September 6th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
“I’d assumed George Bush did it.”
Did you? Well weren’t you just the big silly then?
Everyone knows, it was Cheney.
Duh.
September 7th, 2010 at 12:02 am
Everyone knows, it was Cheney.
Ah, that’s just was Karl Rove wants you to think!
September 7th, 2010 at 12:02 am
It was god who did it because he does not want Anderton (who asked for this) to be mayor.
September 7th, 2010 at 12:25 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Greens’ new science advisor !
September 7th, 2010 at 1:21 am
Still going througt aftershocks of 5+ so don’t really give a flying damn at the moment.
September 7th, 2010 at 6:23 am
Conspiracy by the Joo run chimney industry. Brilliant.
September 7th, 2010 at 6:42 am
I’m kinda onto this http://monkeyswithtypewriter.blogspot.com/2010/09/tinfoil-new-black.html but I was not aware of this latest revelation when I sat down this morning. I think it’s going to be a very interesting election for we tinfoil hatters . . . and who knows what glee awaits us at the general election. I’m so excited I can hardle urinate….
But seriously folks this site will not be going away – so ask yourself – who is really behind it…? (don hats)
September 7th, 2010 at 7:18 am
Like noskire, most of what I hear from Christchurch contacts now is about the aftershocks, it’s easy to think it’s all over now but for those in Canterbury it is continuing relentlessly, wearing people down, harder for those with damage or condemned houses or commercial buildings to deal with.
Overnight while most of us were sleeping peacefully there were 13 shocks, some serious stuff:
3.9 : Tue, Sep 7 2010 5:14 am
3.5 : Tue, Sep 7 2010 4:17 am
5.4 : Tue, Sep 7 2010 3:24 am
3.7 : Tue, Sep 7 2010 3:14 am
3.1 : Tue, Sep 7 2010 2:52 am
3.9 : Tue, Sep 7 2010 0:51 am
3.5 : Tue, Sep 7 2010 0:47 am
4.7 : Tue, Sep 7 2010 0:21 am
5.4 : Mon, Sep 6 2010 11:40 pm
4.0 : Mon, Sep 6 2010 11:38 pm
5.2 : Mon, Sep 6 2010 11:24 pm
3.7 : Mon, Sep 6 2010 11:14 pm
3.6 : Mon, Sep 6 2010 10:21 pm
Everyone in Christchurch is affected, personally, through damage, and family members – many frightened by every new shock. I don’t think Parker will have the energy to laugh at jokes like this. Yeah, it is funny, but many in Canterbury aren’t in a laughing mood.
September 7th, 2010 at 7:53 am
Geezus Pete. Humour is one of the ways humans cope with adversity. It’s not the same as lack of respect. Expand your horizons.
September 7th, 2010 at 7:54 am
Pete George – but just look at the pattern of the aftershocks. Can’t you see what it’s telling you? b0b P@rkER is behind it all. You would hardly expect this pattern with a natural earthquake.
September 7th, 2010 at 8:13 am
Very well done site. And funny. James Reid “Pie goes in”. Love it.
September 7th, 2010 at 8:16 am
Geezus petal, I said it was funny, I saw a little humour in it, but it’s worth remembering that many people in the shake zone won’t be feeling in very humourous moods. Sure we can laugh as they weep, but I’m tending towards thinking more of the hardships many are having to deal with.
September 7th, 2010 at 8:18 am
I’m suprised it doesn’t have a labour party logo on it.
September 7th, 2010 at 10:03 am
Guess I’m old Ican’t see anything funny. The Dad’s Army lads used to make me laugh though.
September 7th, 2010 at 10:33 am
I assumed it was a link to the Standard.
September 7th, 2010 at 10:36 am
Looks like something Travellerev would do.
September 7th, 2010 at 10:47 am
I am totally amazed Phil Goff isn’t milking chch for every inch of PR he can get.
The photo ops are endless. shovel in hand, breaking a sweat.
Consoling old ladies. Holding babies, dishing out food.
I know he’s crying every night in front of the tv and again watching Good Morning. Not one mic asking him for a comment.
National will romp back in now.
September 7th, 2010 at 11:22 am
Geez Pete George lighten up. I’m having to deal with those same after shocks but nothing wrong with a bit of humour.
wikiriwhis business – If Goff was to milk every photo opportunity he would have to push Parker and Key out of the way first. Parker might romp back in but by the time there is a general election people will be asking ‘why hasn’t the city been repaired yet, why is it taking so long?’
Never fair we have Gerry Brownlee as the minister of earthquake rebuilding (or something like that), I guess he is at a loose end after this mining proposals got scrapped.
September 7th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Ah, but Peter’s part of the conspiracy.
I put his comments into my conspiracy detector algorithm (which was sent to me via email from a source I am have good reason to believe is close to Al Gore) and guess what number came out after I plugged in the correct settings?
713
Spooky eh?
September 7th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
I just knew those dastardly Jews would be involved there somewhere …
September 7th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Those made up “facts”… those other “facts” bearing some slight relationship to reality but distorted to the edge of believability and beyond… the arrows linking it all, thus proving causal relationships through their very pointyness… the SUBTLE USE OF CAPITALS … the air of thinly veiled lunacy…
ZOMG Glenn Beck is finally bringing us the truth about New Zealand!!! ZOMG!!111!!!!
The man is a genius! Already Phil Goff has been duped into agreeing to get rid of the British monarchy, so Sarah Palin can be instituted as our Divine Ruler, who’ll then appoint Prime Minister Redbaiter for life.
I can hardly wait.
September 8th, 2010 at 10:18 am
I LOVE Illuminati Porn…