Caption Contest

March 7th, 2011 at 12:00 pm by David Farrar

As always, funny not nasty. Enjoy.

Tags: ,

42 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Auberon (873 comments) says:

    My shrink says this is the first step of my cure. If it works I’ll move on to shop mannequins.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  2. Pete George (23,434 comments) says:

    Looking past the painting he spotted a large statue of marbles.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  3. Craig Ranapia (1,915 comments) says:

    How to flunk a sexual harassment workshop.

    [DPF: Heh I love it. The winner to date]

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  4. Manolo (13,517 comments) says:

    Two months of intensive Danish treatment and I’ll look alike.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  5. Brian Smaller (4,007 comments) says:

    Mine are bigger than those.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  6. RRM (9,782 comments) says:

    More than a handful’s a waist.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  7. Viking2 (11,368 comments) says:

    Hi Guy’s, meet the wife.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  8. Shazzadude (526 comments) says:

    Loving the face, shame about the breasts.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  9. Magnanomis (138 comments) says:

    Hagiography: At the unveiling of another portrait of Helen Clarke.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  10. fizzleplug (72 comments) says:

    The issues Charles has with perspective are given a public airing at the unveiling of his self portrait. He laments that no-one told him they look bigger when viewed from above at close range (also wishes he’d never agreed with his hair stylist and taken off the length).

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  11. Babylon And On (6 comments) says:

    “I held the turkey baster like this”

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  12. Magnanomis (138 comments) says:

    Two in the hand is worth one in the bush.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  13. DT (104 comments) says:

    According to the surgeons, if the operation goes well I will look like this. My only issue with it is that I want big ones, like this!

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  14. TripeWryter (715 comments) says:

    I only wanted to see if they were real – and she whacked me with the swat!

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  15. nasska (11,169 comments) says:

    Titillation……what titillation?

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  16. Shunda barunda (2,977 comments) says:

    “Man explains art can be bags of fun”

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  17. Brian Smaller (4,007 comments) says:

    Jeez Shane (Jones)! You are right.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  18. poneke (280 comments) says:

    “So THAT’S what a woman looks like.”

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  19. Yeti (64 comments) says:

    How about them apples?

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  20. Magnanomis (138 comments) says:

    Charles and Camilla.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  21. Inventory2 (10,266 comments) says:

    Using visual aids, Charles Chauvel talked candidly about THAT episode on a plane from Auckland where he made a tit of himself …

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  22. jaba (2,120 comments) says:

    I have no idea what manly men see in these things, a few more burgers and mine will be this big

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  23. adze (2,089 comments) says:

    His name was Robert Paulson.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  24. BeaB (2,105 comments) says:

    Now what do I do?

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  25. Pete George (23,434 comments) says:

    Unfamiliar with the right grip.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  26. Magnanomis (138 comments) says:

    Melons like these will be GST free under a Labour government.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  27. Michaels (1,318 comments) says:

    Charles explains to Shane that credit cards aren’t always required for a quick perv.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  28. spk18 (21 comments) says:

    Mum’s were ‘this’ big so I never went hungry – last use I had for them of course…

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  29. gavroche (1 comment) says:

    “I love breasts. I love the way they feel – like bags of sand”

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  30. Don the Kiwi (1,686 comments) says:

    A step to normalcy.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  31. Nookin (3,267 comments) says:

    And so, in summary, given that David Farrar is picking me as the next Minister of Justice I have decided to keep abreast of all issues that I may encounter …..

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  32. bereal (3,137 comments) says:

    This likeness of a younger Georgina Te HeuHeu could almost convince me that……………..
    Then again.

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  33. bhudson (4,736 comments) says:

    “Fascinating how the artist captured the light and shadow so perfectly on the ferns and foliage. A true masterpiece”

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  34. bereal (3,137 comments) says:

    Hey Georgina, why cant we just work together ?

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  35. Rex Widerstrom (5,346 comments) says:

    “Shane wants to know if someone can take this thing off ‘pause’.”

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  36. bereal (3,137 comments) says:

    Is this a young Georgina Te HeuHeu ?
    Or is it a young Georgina Beyer ?
    Either way, where did I go wrong ?

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  37. Steve (4,544 comments) says:

    “So this is a ladyboy huh? Just amazing”

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  38. Bevan (3,923 comments) says:

    “Picture of prized tit offends all”

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  39. sassycassy (45 comments) says:

    Charley’s making an exhibition

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  40. Steve (4,544 comments) says:

    “Is that a gun under there or are you just glad to see me?”

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  41. sthn.jeff (100 comments) says:

    In a flash of inspiration, Charles realises just what he has been missing all those years

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote
  42. Bobbie black (507 comments) says:

    Hooters man! Hooters!

    Fuck the head!

    Vote: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0 You need to be logged in to vote

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.