Caption Contest

November 22nd, 2011 at 12:18 pm by David Farrar

This is from this morning as the PM visited a manufacturer. I’m not sure what caused the grimace but I am told it led to much hilarity.

Anyway makes a good . As always they should be funny, not nasty.

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29 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Lance (2,635 comments) says:

    John spies a Benetton poster of Phil kissing Helen

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  2. Cunningham (843 comments) says:

    I feel a bit sick after that dodgy worm I had last night

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  3. OTGO (544 comments) says:

    “Phil said he’d put Winston’s what in his mouth”

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  4. East Wellington Superhero (1,151 comments) says:

    “Gee, that’s a bit off.” On news that Jacinda Ardern is already planning to be the Labour candidate for the Mt Roskill Byelection.

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  5. Auberon (873 comments) says:

    DPS take out pesky worm

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  6. oldpark () says:

    THE ONLY THING LOWER THAN A WORMS BELLY, IS THE LABOUR POLITICIAN WHO BROUGHT GST IN THE EIGHTIES.GOFF,GOFF GOFF.

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  7. Brian Smaller (4,015 comments) says:

    John Key was just told that Phil Goff had worms.

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  8. MT_Tinman (3,137 comments) says:

    “Thank the gods they’re Curran voters?”

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  9. Fletch (6,296 comments) says:

    Pe-yoo!!
    Sorry about that.. Musta been that curry last night..

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  10. rouppe (967 comments) says:

    “Do you think Trevor would fit inside that DX1500 ultra-wide, John…?”

    “Nah…. I’ve ordered the cooked goose for next weekend anyway….”

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  11. jem (51 comments) says:

    “What! a labour/greens/nzf/maori/mana government??!!
    Im not sure which word springs to mind first… IMPOTENT or MONGREL!”

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  12. immigant (950 comments) says:

    Winston holds the balance of power? Bitch Pleeezee…

    Workers better off under Labour….. Stop it!

    Or

    Diplomatic Protection Squad – photo bombing in the name of security.

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  13. Andrew McMillan (50 comments) says:

    Prime Minister John Jey looks on with Escea staff as 3 News Reporter Patrick Gower attempts to pull his head out of his own arse.

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  14. mattyroo (1,027 comments) says:

    Catherine Delahunty drops the towel to get dressed in front of the warm fire

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  15. immigant (950 comments) says:

    mattyroo +5

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  16. Scott Chris (6,068 comments) says:

    An offer of a quick cup of tea is politely refused by the PM.

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  17. Phil (126 comments) says:

    Local employee misunderstands the PM’s request to “demonstrate his gas exhaust system”.

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  18. RRM (9,841 comments) says:

    How many suit-wearers does it take to watch one storeman work?

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  19. Inventory2 (10,301 comments) says:

    Andrew McMillan wins; no-one will beat that one!

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  20. Peter (1,700 comments) says:

    Dazzas “medicine ball technique” demonstrated by worker.

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  21. ciaron (1,423 comments) says:

    “Thats young Jason, the apprentice. He told us he was voting labour for their minimum wage policy and, well, the senior guys who have been with us a while just didn’t like that…”

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  22. slightlyrighty (2,472 comments) says:

    Are you sure IV2?

    Ciaron nailed it…….

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  23. Aredhel777 (290 comments) says:

    “An offer of a quick cup of tea is politely refused by the PM.”

    Haha, I liked this one.

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  24. bka (135 comments) says:

    White Shirt Guy: “It’s great to meet you John, but I’m afraid I’m electorate vote Minto, Party vote Winston.”

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  25. Put it away (2,878 comments) says:

    “And this is the vault where we keep the unretouched photos of Helen…”

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  26. Fletch (6,296 comments) says:

    “And this is the new baby changing table for workers. You can see that someone has left a dirty nappy in there…”

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  27. plebe (271 comments) says:

    Keep those dirty minimun paid workers away from me please, my suits worth more than a months wages to them, im John Key remember

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  28. coolas (115 comments) says:

    ‘oooh ..’ the PM says, ‘Is that David Farrar waddling towards me.’

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  29. FlashinthePan (15 comments) says:

    Yark, I thunk I got some poor on me!

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