Caption Contest
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:18 pm by David Farrar
This is from this morning as the PM visited a manufacturer. I’m not sure what caused the grimace but I am told it led to much hilarity.
Anyway makes a good caption contest. As always they should be funny, not nasty.
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:22 pm
John spies a Benetton poster of Phil kissing Helen
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 12:30 pm
I feel a bit sick after that dodgy worm I had last night
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 12:32 pm
“Phil said he’d put Winston’s what in his mouth”
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 12:34 pm
“Gee, that’s a bit off.” On news that Jacinda Ardern is already planning to be the Labour candidate for the Mt Roskill Byelection.
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 12:38 pm
DPS take out pesky worm
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 12:39 pm
THE ONLY THING LOWER THAN A WORMS BELLY, IS THE LABOUR POLITICIAN WHO BROUGHT GST IN THE EIGHTIES.GOFF,GOFF GOFF.
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 12:45 pm
John Key was just told that Phil Goff had worms.
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 12:54 pm
“Thank the gods they’re Curran voters?”
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Pe-yoo!!
Vote:Sorry about that.. Musta been that curry last night..
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:12 pm
“Do you think Trevor would fit inside that DX1500 ultra-wide, John…?”
“Nah…. I’ve ordered the cooked goose for next weekend anyway….”
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 1:13 pm
“What! a labour/greens/nzf/maori/mana government??!!
Vote:Im not sure which word springs to mind first… IMPOTENT or MONGREL!”
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Winston holds the balance of power? Bitch Pleeezee…
Workers better off under Labour….. Stop it!
Or
Diplomatic Protection Squad – photo bombing in the name of security.
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Prime Minister John Jey looks on with Escea staff as 3 News Reporter Patrick Gower attempts to pull his head out of his own arse.
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Catherine Delahunty drops the towel to get dressed in front of the warm fire
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 1:25 pm
mattyroo +5
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 1:28 pm
An offer of a quick cup of tea is politely refused by the PM.
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Local employee misunderstands the PM’s request to “demonstrate his gas exhaust system”.
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 1:50 pm
How many suit-wearers does it take to watch one storeman work?
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Andrew McMillan wins; no-one will beat that one!
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Dazzas “medicine ball technique” demonstrated by worker.
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 2:56 pm
“Thats young Jason, the apprentice. He told us he was voting labour for their minimum wage policy and, well, the senior guys who have been with us a while just didn’t like that…”
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Are you sure IV2?
Ciaron nailed it…….
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 3:08 pm
“An offer of a quick cup of tea is politely refused by the PM.”
Haha, I liked this one.
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 pm
White Shirt Guy: “It’s great to meet you John, but I’m afraid I’m electorate vote Minto, Party vote Winston.”
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 4:33 pm
“And this is the vault where we keep the unretouched photos of Helen…”
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 5:39 pm
“And this is the new baby changing table for workers. You can see that someone has left a dirty nappy in there…”
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 5:40 pm
Keep those dirty minimun paid workers away from me please, my suits worth more than a months wages to them, im John Key remember
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 8:43 pm
‘oooh ..’ the PM says, ‘Is that David Farrar waddling towards me.’
Vote:November 22nd, 2011 at 9:56 pm
Yark, I thunk I got some poor on me!
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