Caption Contest

May 30th, 2014 at 12:00 pm by David Farrar

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From DC’s Twitter account. As always go for funny, not nasty.

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46 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. James Stephenson (2,233 comments) says:

    Nobody in this picture is qualified to hold the positions they appear to.

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  2. RRM (10,034 comments) says:

    Mum…??? Can we go now?

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  3. Sir Cullen's Sidekick (895 comments) says:

    Hi Whale Oil and DPF – I know both of you will run a caption contest! Gotcha!

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  4. SGA (1,144 comments) says:

    Labour trial merged Ministries of Police and Fisheries.

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  5. georgebolwing (1,011 comments) says:

    But Dad, if were become cops, we won’t get paid enough to have a lifestyle like you and mummy.

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  6. ciaron (1,441 comments) says:

    From DC’s Twitter account. As always go for funny, not nasty.

    Sorry, Can’t… just not in that kinda mood today.

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  7. labrator (1,850 comments) says:

    Tonight on Border Patrol, Prime Minister Cunliffe helps point out which immigrants should and shouldn’t be allowed into Aotearoa/New Zealand with some new Police recruits.

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  8. Richard Hurst (874 comments) says:

    One of the three people in this picture is about as popular in the preferred PM poles as a shit in a swimming pool.

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  9. Richard Hurst (874 comments) says:

    All three of them are pretending- 24/7

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  10. labrator (1,850 comments) says:

    See! You fell for the same trick Shearer fell for! Stuck, holding a dead fish… You’ll never catch me making a fool of myself like that. Now smile.

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  11. Simon (763 comments) says:

    Just keep walking don’t look behind you, don’t make eye contact.

    Two boys impersonating policemen one man impersonating the leader of the opposition.

    Warning signs to look out for:
    • Recognize the signs of a Cunnlife about to strike. These are general, sometimes there may be a strike without these signs because a Cunnlife can bite from any position if needed:
    • A Cunnlife in a coiled position — the coil permits the Cunnliffe to make its most effective strike
    • The front end of its body (head) is raised
    • Its ratter is shaking and making rattle sound

    A Cunnliffe’s strike distance can be up to one third to one half of its overall length. It doesn’t pay to underestimate a Cunnliffe’s length, however, and a Cunnliffe might strike farther than you would expect. The strike of a Cunnliffe is faster than the human eye can follow.

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  12. OTGO (565 comments) says:

    Soon as the cameraman leaves I’m gonna tazer this smarmy fucker

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  13. Mobile Michael (464 comments) says:

    Must be getting old.Cops just look so young these days.

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  14. Richard Hurst (874 comments) says:

    Police 10/7- “tonight 2 brave officers take down a deceitful con-man and expose the web of lies around his secret trusts’’

    Cunliffe with his peer group.

    Cunliffe with people who truly understand him.

    ‘’Mummy is this the bad man that daddy swears at on the TV?”
    “Shhh..dear just smile for the picture.”’

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  15. Grendel (1,005 comments) says:

    By the time you are eligible to vote, we might be a viable party again.

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  16. rouppe (984 comments) says:

    Blue is such a nasty colour. What do you boys think about RED uniforms…?

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  17. goldnkiwi (1,549 comments) says:

    Police Officer naughties?

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  18. Matthew Percival (20 comments) says:

    Kid Police Officers pose with Unidentified Guest

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  19. Don the Kiwi (1,794 comments) says:

    Righto you two cops, do your duty and throw the prick in gaol.

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  20. Judith (8,534 comments) says:

    @ Richard Hurst :P

    One of three people in this picture is ranking higher than English’s 21%

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  21. kowtow (8,784 comments) says:

    Now you’re on board the next step is to report to Uncle Nanny everything that happens at home.

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  22. BlueSilver (26 comments) says:

    “Great day out with Chris Hipkins and Gareth Hughes, supporting our boys in blue”

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  23. Daniel (215 comments) says:

    Would one of those vests protect me for a stab in the back?

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  24. coventry (322 comments) says:

    So boys, do you know this song, it starts with ‘2 little boys…’

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  25. Nostalgia-NZ (5,281 comments) says:

    I can assure this is not grass and that I wasn’t walking on it.

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  26. burt (8,322 comments) says:

    These guys are looking into my campaign funding.

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  27. Richard Hurst (874 comments) says:

    @ Judith :)

    One of the three people in this picture was described by Matt McCarten :

    ”There’s no doubt Cunliffe is a gifted performer. What is discomforting is his every nuance and action seems calculated.
    With Shearer you can sense his real character. With Cunliffe, I can’t escape the feeling that he has the same phoniness as the Republican US presidential nominee Mitt Romney”.

    Can u guess which one it was?

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  28. kowtow (8,784 comments) says:

    Hey kids this weekend if your parents go 5 kph over you can give ‘em a ticket.

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  29. kowtow (8,784 comments) says:

    And remember boys ,if your parents smoke in the car ,that’s child abuse so you should nick the bastards.

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  30. burt (8,322 comments) says:

    Repeat after me….

    He’s a member of the Labour party so it’s not in the public interest to prosecute him….

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  31. burt (8,322 comments) says:

    Back in 1995 these 2 guys helped me planning the formation of Fonterra !

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  32. Elaycee (4,410 comments) says:

    The thing they have in common is that it’ll be 12 years before they get a real job.

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  33. berend (1,716 comments) says:

    This man says mummy and daddy shouldn’t be in New Zealand!

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  34. burt (8,322 comments) says:

    I said I likes this guy and my friend said he didn’t. He took my friends lunch off him and gave it to me…. I like socialism but my friend doesn’t.

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  35. johnwellingtonwells (137 comments) says:

    Keep off the grass

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  36. johnwellingtonwells (137 comments) says:

    People in the background are keeping their distance from Cunliffe

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  37. jackinabox (776 comments) says:

    Stranger danger!

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  38. kowtow (8,784 comments) says:

    peoplesflag and mikenmild pose with Glorious Leader.

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  39. 2boyz (266 comments) says:

    Even after being pummelled with the new police issue batons (sharky and Whale) the offender still appeared to me happily unaffected. Maybe a Ken & Barbie baton combo would be the way to go.

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  40. flash2846 (289 comments) says:

    “Hey Look! Two woman’s legs wearing police costumes” :)

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  41. igm (1,413 comments) says:

    I suppose “Tojo” is telling these kids how his father is a policeman. Yesterday he was a pilot, the day before a fireman, the day before that an astronaut . . . he has a real problem!

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  42. I Say Look Here (57 comments) says:

    Matt, remind me again why I’m walking around playgrounds with cardboard cutouts of toddlers in police gear taped to my hands? And weren’t you going to tell the printers to make sure they had smiles on their faces?

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  43. meow (20 comments) says:

    Under Cunliffe and Labour these two boys won’t have a job because Labour believes that criminals are victims too.

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  44. fr8traindigital (11 comments) says:

    John Key boy (left): “Ok Labour, you can play in the sandpit with us.” Bill English (right): “Hands off the train set tho’.”

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  45. fr8traindigital (11 comments) says:

    (Frowning boy):”Dress-up Friday, we two make a real effort and David the tallest boy in class comes dressed in a suit!”

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  46. Bob (497 comments) says:

    At least I have two followers if I am still around when they are old enough to vote.

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