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Cunliffe musselling in again
Cock-ups and mussels alive, alive oh.
I am a bad mussel: I do not open up when cooked!
Looking forward to holding these up at the next question time.
Cunliffe is delighted with yet another addition to his CV: working at Kono Seafoods. His duties included assisting with research and development (premium products section) and saving the regional economy.
As previously submitted at Keeping Stock
“I’ll grab these, you open the Chardonnay”
Cunners Facebook entry.
“Pikky of moi … trying out for my new job. Benefits include free mussell extract, reported to be excellent medicine for memory loss and excess hubris. Starts Mid September”.
“22 September 2014: Life after politics”
“Now about that donation to my leadership campaign Mr Liu, pop it in a paper bag and deliver it to Greg.”
Hmmm… Unfortunate surname prone to mispronounciation, and an environment that “smells like fish”
What could possibly go wrong with this thread?!
When asked where mussels in New Zealand could be found, David Cunliffe replied “Well duh, between the two shells of course!”
“The smell reminds me of my leadership style”.
“Im an asshole”
“Just like the party Totally Shucked” !
I’m not convinced that this is the sort of union mussel Matt promised to bring over when I offered him that job…….
These are the small muscles that blokes must give up when they stand for Laibour
“I’ve got John Key’s number and he knows it.”
The strictest of hygiene standards are essential if you want to prevent your bottom-dwelling, spineless filter feeders from getting contaminated by politicians…
With me mussels in me and
and me chin behind a fold,
I’ll be off an ripped an airy in the mornin
I always thought there was something fishy about David Cunliffe, and this photo proves it.
“I cut these from D. Liu”
He will now add this venture to his CV . . . leech!
Left without comment
Cunliffe prepares for life after September 2014
cunliffe cat food, with real fish,
look what the cat brought in
“Cunliffe… Always on the wrong side of the line!”
Jeez, imagine doin that for 8 hours a day! Poor bastards, the monotony, the noise, the stink, hey wait a minute!
We prefer shelling out other people’s money.
key and cunliffe together for a photo opportunity – how cute. cunliffe looks like a squashed pavlova and notice john couldnt resist promoting national by wearing blue gloves.
If I eat enough of these will it give me muscles and a backbone?
David Shearer and David Cunliffe still working together after September 2014. (Not pictured: Grant Robertson).
Green Lip Mussel meets chicken lip mate of Russell
Speaking truth to Pāua?
When asked if he needed some Union muscle help, this is not what Cunliffe expected.
I’m just pretending,…..no knife!
Cunliffe demonstrates the rape of mother earth’s oceans which he, along with his Green party bosses..opps I mean future coalition partners have pledged to stop.
How’s this for a dead fish. Does it count?
Che Bro, I’ll get these battered down at my local chippy where they know me so well.
NZ Fisheries Ambassador Shane Jones organises job for man contemplating career change.
Mussels? I thought they said Russell,s.
…..and this is my share of the vote…..
‘I have here, as a one to one scale-model, the extent of my caucus’s real-world employment experience. Haven’t they done well?
I clearly heard you say this would be a chance to put the knife into that Green hippy Russell.
Shane Jones sent me these mussels… how thoughtful of him,… ummm wait a minute,… they’re all giving me the one finger salute!
“If you oppose higher taxes, you’re just shellfish!”
I will be in coalition with Mussel Norman bros!!
“Turtle bites look like the future to me”
Eet does get een!
This is something new for the CV.
Ten minutes later
OK been there done that.
Back to the war room to find out what today’s cock up is.
Shucks – these are easy to open! Just like my memory!
Cunners reaches the end of the line.
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