A conversation on Sunday between three people.
DPF: So how was your day
Female: Oh pretty good. Went to a swimming pool in Upper Hutt with xxx
DPF: Sounds fun
Female: Oh it was, except I was the oldest person there and the only girl with breasts so all the pre-pubescent boys were staring at me
DPF: Were you wearing a one-piece or a two-piece
Female: A two-piece of course
DPF: You do not wear a bikini to the swimming pool. They are for beaches.
Female: Well I don’t have any one-piece swim suits
DPF: Well no wonder all the pre-pubescent boys were staring at you
Other Male: I suspect many of them hit puberty today
DPF: Uproarious laughter