Was at the Green Parrot having some drinks and food with a few good folks. They were celebrating a political victory that day.
One lass felt the need to share with the table that she has had a shag in the bathroom at the said establishment. The conversation went like this:
Lass: You know I’ve had a shag in the toilets here
Everyone: God, why did you tell us that
DPF: Do you remember his name
Lass: Of course I do
DPF: Well does he remember your name
Lass: lost for words
Rest of the table high fives DPF.