Camel Beauty Contests are evil
November 10th, 2007 at 10:05 am by David FarrarNo, this isn’t a fake story.
A leading authority of Saudi Arabia’s hardline school of Islam has condemned camel beauty contests as evil, saying those involved should seek repentance in God.
From Reuters.
Tags: Fun Things
November 10th, 2007 at 10:10 am
Gee, hold a grudge…
That cleric probably has adolescent memories of being spurned by a camel… now he can’t bear anyone else even prettying them up.
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 11:38 am
and what of that most beautiful of God’s creature’s sheep?
Who was it recently posted “hurt a sheep and it never forgets”?
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I wonder if they air-brush photos of award winning camels?
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
But you must chop the hands of thiefs and keep woman suppressed .
Muslims are dangerous and unpredictable and I think Tama Iti would sort them out.
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
when they start holding camel TOE contests, then he will have something to complain about.
Hope they get here soon
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
I bought my PA a tee shirt once. On it was printed a picture of Camel cigarettes – its a famous label – a camel standing under a palm tree in the desert. On it were the words:
“nine out of ten men who have tried camels prefer women”
She wore it once – on a boat far out to sea. !!!!
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
10 out of 10 men who have tried camel toes prefer them
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
too much detail, hinamanu.
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Only because you know Lee
you betray yourself :0
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
my thoughts, if you have a pretty camel or one thats looks like our pm ,helen the witch, and you are in the mood ( a typical labour supporter)with a wet dream,( a reusable paper bag over the head) helps and you can think of the labour party while doing the deed.,on the poor male camel
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
hinamanu – oh oh= busted again! Shit you guy are jsut too sharp for me!
Vote:November 10th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Still I guess it can’t be too hard tracking down the handful of people who would want to purchase camel toes in NZ.
On the bright side, they’ll never be able to prosecute me under rthe ‘Suppression of toeerism Act”
Geddit?
‘toeerism’ – it;s a play on words.
hello?……………………..
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