Dim-Post on McCully
April 24th, 2009 at 10:28 am by David FarrarThe satirical Dim-Post having fun:
Foreign Minister Murray McCully has vowed to fight a decision by the Liquor Licensing Authority to ban his office from selling or serving alcohol for up to five days. The ban follows a pre-dawn raid by police on the Cabinet Minister’s office in which a large number of underage and highly intoxicated persons were taken into custody.
The raid took place following numerous noise complaints from neighbours including Agriculture Minister David Carter and Attorney General Chris Finlayson who reported loud music, screams and alcoholic beverages leaking through the ceiling….
McCully has rejected the accusations, explaining that the teenage girls dispensing alcohol were senior advisers within his department and that they were performing their roles as outlined in their job descriptions.
‘It is the role of key staff within my office to dispense tequila and lime juice to the minister and visiting dignitaries as requested,’ McCully said. ‘Although it is not mandatory that they allow salt to be licked from their stomachs it is expected and will be noted in performance reviews.’
Heh heh heh – read the whole thing. I of course make no comment at all about the good Mr McCully’s hospitality 
April 24th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Sorry, I can’t see the humour in his stuff at all. Mind you, I found the central Caddyshack gag hilarious. (whereby a chocolate bar thrown into a swimming pool gets mistaken for a turd)
Vote:April 24th, 2009 at 10:56 am
And the point of the article is. . . .?
I agree with Angus and have to ask ‘Why?’
Vote:April 24th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Its how I’d run my department if I was an MP..
Vote:April 24th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Ah I think every good bit of comedy has a certain element of truth, perhaps that might answer the “Why”
Vote:April 24th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
So the inference is that McCully has an open bar and a propensity to entertain young women?
Seems risky, not funny.
Vote:April 24th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
my my the thin lipped “have you farted in my presence “brigade are out in force today.
Lighten up folks
Vote:April 24th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Well James has helped (at Dim Post):
McCully sacked all the former highly experienced ministerial advisors and their replacements are all very young ladies of shall we say, a certain calibre. He also went for several days without commenting on Fiji after the coup I guess Dim’s theory is he was busy having a good time which is more than possible.
Vote:April 24th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
“So the inference is that McCully has an open bar and a propensity to entertain young women?
Seems risky, not funny.”
Seems like every hetro mans fantasy actually…
Vote:April 24th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Yes. As is being kicked in the balls by a Mistress, but that didn’t help Panty Slut much, did it? The point is as an MP/Minister these traits are not likely to be regarded as things to put at the top of your CV.
Vote:April 24th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
“Yes. As is being kicked in the balls by a Mistress, but that didn’t help Panty Slut much, did it?”
If you think a kick in the bollocks is every hetro males fantasy you are one wierd cookie.
” The point is as an MP/Minister these traits are not likely to be regarded as things to put at the top of your CV.”
But they are great to whack off to in your old age….ahhhh memories!
Vote:April 24th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Charlie Wilson’s War rewritten.
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