Dangerous Driving
A Norwegian man faces a heavy fine and a driving ban after police caught him having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on the motorway.
Police say the 28-year-old man and 22-year-old woman were caught in the act late on Easter Sunday by traffic police on a highway 40km west of Oslo.
Officers clocked the couple’s silver Mazda 323 racing at 133kmh in a 100kmh zone, veering from one side to the other.
They say he couldn’t see much because her back was in the way.
That is very dangerous. Everyone knows you should slow down to 50 km/hr whle having sex.
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April 15th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Would it be worse if she was on her cell phone?
April 15th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Its the excuses Helen Clark rejects, that makes Helen Clark the best.
April 15th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Officers clocked the couple’s silver Mazda 323 racing at 133kmh in a 100kmh zone, veering from one side to the other for over two hours.
April 15th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Expect to see video footage of the incident on “Wildest Police Chases”, “Cops”, and “Cheaters”.
April 15th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
The driver was travelling down Penny Lane heading towards Strawberry Fields, with a girl named Eleanor Rigby and Norweigan Wood saying Please, Please Me. On the radio at the time? The Rolling Stones.
April 15th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Reminds me of an early P.J. O’Rourke essay with the unforgettable title:
“How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink”
(From “Republican Party Reptile”)
http://www.heretical.com/miscella/reptile.html
April 15th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
“Everyone knows you should slow down to 50 km/hr whle having sex.”
But not on a bike. Hahaa!
April 15th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
I was determined to keep going until someone interrupted. Philbest saved you all. Once again.
April 15th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
It’s a bit silly really, if you are driving and feeling a bit horny it’s pretty easy to just pull off.
April 15th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
“Everyone knows you should slow down to 50 km/hr whle having sex.”
yeah, but that would still need a pretty good lubricant
April 15th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
“fire in the hole!”
April 15th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Kimble, 7 posts on this. Are you in Oslo?
April 15th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
I thought it was a News Story Round Robin Joke Off.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
And DPF started it.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
And this would make 10.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Note that it was Norway.
If it was N.Z., circa 2007, it would have been a pair of women.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Q: What’s the speed limit of sex?
A: Sixty-eight — at 69, you have to turn around.
April 15th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
The fuller story introduces the term hefty motion: http://www.topnews.in/highspeed-sex-highspeed-chase-norwegian-loses-drivers-license-2151050
April 15th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
I’m getting some pretty serious visuals here. Look I’m sure I’m not alone on this one – banging in a car is somewhat cramped affair and can be a physically demanding business at the best of times. But hell between the two of them they got it on with ‘hefty motion’ and managed the car (all be it poorly) all at the same time. They are legends.
I would love to see what they got up to if you set them loose in a big 4WD with hectares of space to romp around in.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:18 am
2 hours weaving about? Those coppers must be very pervy.
April 16th, 2009 at 10:12 am
I fail to see a problem. The article says the girl’s back was in the way.. therefore she was almost certainly holding onto the steering wheel for balance and leverage.. and in perfect position for steering.
If there’s a problem its more like a case of a macho male trying to do what a girl could clearly do better.
JC
April 16th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Too right JC, my wife always does the driving!!…..pretty good coach too.
Er, maybe the bloke couldn’t get her off the gear stick.
April 16th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Horrible little cars.
IMHO if the guy had managed to coax 133km/h out of a 323 then he must have already found at least one g-spot.
And sorry but this is not a funny story. It is a horrifying one. The idea that when you drive a car you are responsible for yuor actions and you owe a duty of care to other people around you just does not occur to people…
April 16th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Fuck your humourless Ratty!!
April 16th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Two hours!!! Wow, at my age I am only too envious.
April 16th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Imagine if they had crashed the car… it adds a whole new dimension to “donkey punch”. ‘
April 16th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Imagine if they had crashed the car into your Mum’s – that would have been pretty funny. Yeah…
April 16th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Ratbiter
Considering your attempt to make a joke about g-spots I find it quite amusing that you want to stress it isn’t a funny story.
April 16th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
burt – I wouldn’t want the jokes to take over – that’s all!
April 16th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Ratbiter
It’s obvious you are a Labour supporter – it’s OK when you do it.
Get a grip ratty, this is a blog entry about something that happened in another country – do you really think people will forming opinions about what is acceptable while driving based on the comments in this thread?
April 16th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
burt –
Thank you; since I appear to be the ONLY commentor so far who has attempted to balance the serious side with the jokes, YES on this occasion I actually DO think it was more acceptable the way I did it!
(I’m not getting at you at all BTW, my 4:51pm point was more aimed at Dazza-what’s-his-name. )