Paula’s new car

August 28th, 2009 at 3:19 pm by David Farrar

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Oh dear. I think for once I am lost for words. Probably will double the majority in Waitakere though!

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49 Responses to “Paula’s new car”

  1. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    is it Paulas – or Chris Carters?

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  2. llew (1,533 comments) says:

    It’s Barney Rubble’s.

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  3. scanner (340 comments) says:

    Awesome this chicks got balls, all we have to do now is clone her and we are well on the way to pointing this rudderless country in the right direction.
    Eat your heart out the rest of you troughing old mother fuckers.

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  4. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    very ‘outrageous fortune’..eh..?

    living the script..eh..?

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  5. backster (2,142 comments) says:

    Will she wear a blazer to match or make do with one of Rodney’s old ones.

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  6. Rex Widerstrom (5,349 comments) says:

    Wow, irony.

    The leopard who did change it’s spots chooses a leopardskin car. I guess the camoflage is to lull the Westies into a false sense of security before she attacks them again, much like the real thing.

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  7. Paul Marsden (991 comments) says:

    She’s actually had the car for a while. Its the paint job thats new.

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  8. Mr Nobody NZ (389 comments) says:

    I hope the taxpayer hasn’t paid for this monstrosity.

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  9. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    of course they have..!..silly mr nobody..!

    what were you thinking..?

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  10. Monty (975 comments) says:

    Ha you just gotta love this woman – that is priceless. I get the feeling she will be the MP for life – oh how labour must hate her – she has stepped into their heartland and has made herself quite at home.

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  11. toad (3,674 comments) says:

    Wonder if Ministerial expenses paid for the paint job?

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  12. toad (3,674 comments) says:

    Oops, Mr Nobody NZ said that already.

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  13. tvb (4,330 comments) says:

    I am more interested in the dice hanging on the mirror. I thought that meant you’ve had a shag in the car. Now looking at the car and knowing Miss Bennett’s ample frame I am intrigued. Did she shag the car????

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  14. toad (3,674 comments) says:

    backster said: Will she wear a blazer to match…

    Not sure about a blazer, but she certainly has a matching coat – see update to my post at g.blog.

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  15. toad (3,674 comments) says:

    tvb said: …and knowing Miss Bennett’s ample frame…

    Surely not in the Biblical sense, tvb?

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  16. Mr Nobody NZ (389 comments) says:

    of course they have..!..silly mr nobody..!

    what were you thinking..?</blockquote.

    I know Phil, I did say "hope" though. I am surprised however it wasn't rolled out as an example of how National are creating jobs to keep car painters employed during the recesion.

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  17. Mr Nobody NZ (389 comments) says:

    of course they have..!..silly mr nobody..!

    what were you thinking..?

    I know Phil, though I did say “hope”.

    I am surprised however that it didn’t get rolled out as a example of how National is creating Jobs by keeping car painters employed during this recesion.

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  18. Madeleine (230 comments) says:

    What is that hanging from the rearview mirror – looks like one of those scrub things you use in the shower with body wash.

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  19. toad (3,674 comments) says:

    Guess that as a busy Minister who doesn’t read that quickly she didn’t find the time to buy the fluffy dice before the pic was taken, Madeleine. So she had to improvise.

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  20. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    did christine rankin pass it on to her..?

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  21. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..What is that hanging from the rearview mirror ..”

    it is a fluffy hands-free-phone..

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  22. scanner (340 comments) says:

    Who gives a toss if the taxpayer paid for the paint job, at least it’s up front and in your face, especially if your an “old trougher”.
    It really says Fuck You to the old boys club, and its much better value for money than a free first class ticket to London for Sir Roger.

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  23. Steve (4,544 comments) says:

    Rex,
    I thought you would have known better (leopardskin car?)
    Come along children, we all need a trip to the Zoo.

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  24. village idiot (748 comments) says:

    You’re calling her a ‘chick with balls’ .. I’m a visual kind of thinker .. and this is disturbing stuff!

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  25. Brian Smaller (4,007 comments) says:

    That is a Chloe of Wainui car.

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  26. Viking2 (11,371 comments) says:

    Well maybe she got advice from good old Trev from Wainuiomata.
    I mean awfully alike eh. Trev and Clowie that is.

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  27. Steve (4,544 comments) says:

    Giraffe FFS

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  28. Fletch (6,258 comments) says:

    This is exactly the sort of car that Rodney Hide’s car would make out with in the parking lot.

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  29. toad (3,674 comments) says:

    DPF said: Probably will double the majority in Waitakere though!

    Agreed, DPF. This is the sort of populism that in local government keeps Tim Shadbolt elected in Invercargill and Michael Laws elected in Whanganui, and will also no doubt serve Paula well.

    Voters love it – it’s all about personality. Really sad, actually!

    How do we get voters to engage more with the substance of policy?

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  30. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    what’s this ‘we’..?..white man..?

    (as said by tonto to lone ranger..)

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  31. side show bob (3,660 comments) says:

    Gee Toad is it that time of the month or is it the full moon that sends you melons mad? Six posts on how an MP’s car is painted. And what would be suitable in your eyes, perhaps a green paint job and then it would be like Kermit the frogs car, something more up your alley ?.

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  32. bobux (349 comments) says:

    toad

    Was it cheap populism when a certain 40-year-old MP wore dreads and was photographed skateboarding to work?

    Somehow I don’t recollect you demanding his supporters ‘engage more with the substance of policy’. It was more like ‘toke up, and vote Green’.

    In my view, voters are surprised and delighted to see an MP who isn’t so swollen with self-importance (Exhibit One – a certain J Tizard) that they can still take the piss out of themselves.

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  33. Steve (4,544 comments) says:

    Phool,
    You piss me off something terrible but I like that post at 7.15pm.

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  34. Steve (4,544 comments) says:

    Toad likes these collective type things, stand on his own two feet is impossible

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  35. toad (3,674 comments) says:

    bobux said: In my view, voters are surprised and delighted to see an MP who isn’t so swollen with self-importance (Exhibit One – a certain J Tizard)

    You really don’t get where I am coming from, do you? I agree with you re Tizard – she was the worst MP to ever become a Minister, although Benson-Pope, Field and Peters probably blotted their copybooks mor than Tizard after becoming Ministers.

    But Tizards’s track record re achievement (or lack thereof) has to be the worst. Don’t accuse me of being a Labour stoolie bobux! I have no more time for Labour’s populist, bigoted, and unprincipled politics than I do for that of the Nats.

    Just have a look at Mallard vacillalting on section 59 over at Red Alert until he saw which way the wind was blowing.

    At least the Greens front up, however unpopular their position may be, because they are a party of principle.

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  36. muppet (39 comments) says:

    what a great example to set…sigh. I wonder if she’ll lower the shocks, get personalized plates and put in an xbox?

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  37. Rich Prick (1,669 comments) says:

    How the hell did she manage to stretch a pair of Westie chick’s knickers over that car? If Mallard follows this I expect to see a big Ugg Boot on wheels with a fat arse in tights not too far behind. Sorry Judith.

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  38. David Farrar (1,883 comments) says:

    Paula paid for the paint job herself incidentally, not the taxpayer.

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  39. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    but..dosen’t the taxpayer pay all that paula gets..?

    therefor…it follows..

    are you telling us..dpf..

    that there is no giraffe-camoflague entitlement..?

    ..and is that going to be yr full/only comment on the gouging issue..?

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

    [DPF: I know this is a strange concept for you Phil, but some people turn up to work five to seven days a week and do this thing called a job. This is not called welfare or an entitlement. It is a salary or wage. And what they spent their salary on is their business.]

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  40. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    but..dosen’t the taxpayer pay all that philu gets..?

    fuck you’re a hypocritical wanker

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  41. The Silent Majority (86 comments) says:

    “This is exactly the sort of car that Rodney Hide’s car would make out with in the parking lot.”

    Hmmm. That gets me to imagining the potential offspring of a Rodney and Paula coupling. Now THAT would be an MP that would change the world!

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  42. Mr Nobody NZ (389 comments) says:

    imagining the potential offspring of a Rodney and Paula coupling

    Aghhh Mental pictures…….how do I wash my mind out??????

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  43. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..and is that going to be yr full/only comment on the gouging issue..?

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

    [DPF: I know this is a strange concept for you Phil, but some people turn up to work five to seven days a week and do this thing called a job. This is not called welfare or an entitlement. It is a salary or wage. And what they spent their salary on is their business.]..”

    yes..yes..!..all ad hominems/personal attacks to one side..eh..?

    (whoar is not ‘work’..eh..?..online lobbying is not ‘work’..eh..?..meh..!..)

    could i draw your attention to what i feel was the main question/bait in that comment..?

    “..and is that going to be yr full/only comment on the gouging issue..?..”

    (over to you…!

    ..you aren’t a willing part of ‘the conspiracy of silence’/look..!..look..!..it’s taito phillip field! modus operandi of ‘handling’ this gouging/troughing issue..?..

    are you..?

    ..not wanting to bite the hands that feed…?..

    you’d think this purler/’curly one’ wd be grist to yr mill..?..

    ..eh..?

    ..but your silences on our echo of the westminster gouging/troughing scandals..

    ..are deafening..

    ..eh..?..dpf..?..)

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  44. jackp (668 comments) says:

    The car is made by Nissan-S-Cargo taken after the french’s citroen delivery wagon. Toad, it is only 1500 CC and carries two people, but loads of stuff in the back being a van. It puts less carbon in the air than what you greenies drive. You should be happy she drives it. If you are bagging on her reputation, then you should bag on Sue Bradford’s as well. Lately, she has been bringing the word “democracy” in her arguments. She doesn’t know what democracy means. By the way, this car is over 20 years old. I think it is a great symbolism of what you can do with little money and a great imagination. I applaud her for it.

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  45. big bruv (13,689 comments) says:

    Toad

    “At least the Greens front up, however unpopular their position may be, because they are a party of principle”

    What a lot of utter crap.

    The Greens are the biggest bunch bunch of crooks in the house, you campaign on a lie, you rort the system to get Red Russ into the house so he can solicit votes at my expense, for years and years you have released “policy” documents that are uncosted, you make claims that are obviously false, you have no time for, or interest in, democracy and worst of all most of your unelected MP’s hide their true political leanings.

    The Greens are many things Toad, a party of “principal” they are most definitely not.

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  46. Tauhei Notts (1,684 comments) says:

    Kiwiblog,
    You are the best.
    When one is far from N.Z. reading the blog is far quicker than going through the newspaper blogs, and get a feel of Home.

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  47. bobux (349 comments) says:

    Toad

    You really don’t get where I’m coming from, do you.

    My point is that all parties have MP’s that use gimmicks and stunts to attract attention. You are conspicuously silent on the Green’s middle-aged skateboarder.

    I didn’t suggest you would defend Tizard, – I merely used her an an example of a pompous self-important MP. I’m delighted to find we are in agreement about her utter uselessness, but surprised to find you are so defensive.

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  48. wikiriwhis business (3,883 comments) says:

    wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Paula Bennett is a cougar

    Love it!!

    But why do I get the impression uni students won’t be interested??

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