Colin hands out his awards:
- Politician of the Year: John Key. Highly commendeds go to Simon Power, Tony Ryall, and Tariana Turia
- Idiot of the Year: Rodney Hide. Highly commended to Hone Harawira.
- Worst Performance by an MP: Melissa Lee. Highly commended to Ashraf Choudhary
- Loser of the Year: Richard Worth.
- Backbencher of the Year: Jacinda Ardern. Highly commended: National’s Nikki Kaye.
- Most Improved MP: Gerry Brownlee. Highly commended: Steven Joyce.
- Least Improved MP: Bill English.
- Begrudging MP Who’s Annoying But You Have To Respect Them MP: John Boscawen.
- Simply Most Annoying MP Without Redeeming Qualities: Chris Carter.
- The I-Told-You-So Award for proving the media wrong: John Key
Colin’s rationales are quite amusing.