Whale has responded to Labour General Secretary Chris Flatt. Some extracts:
In response to your letter dated 15th of this month, I agree to take the steps you require on the following terms:
- You resign immediately.
- Trevor Mallard resigns as the candidate for Hutt South and is replaced by my old mate Darren Hughes who has been treated so shabbily by the Labour Party.
- Darren agrees to only wear Swazi clothing for the next year, and gets his uncle to take me shooting.
- Fred Dagg gets his rightful position at the top of the Labour Party List. In perpetuity.
- Helen Clark becomes Dame Helen in the New Years Honours list.
You can see the full list on Whale’s blog. I wonder how many months Whale can keep this going.Tags: Labour, websites, Whale Oil