South Park vs Scientology

Tom Cruise has thrown a tantrum and got Viacom which owns Comedy Central to stop a repeat of the classic “Trapped in the Closet” episode which mocks both Cruise and Scientology.

I just love the response from Parker and Stone:

“So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

– Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.”

Andrew Sullivan has details of how you can protest to Viacom for their actions

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