In the UK, like here, you can’t get the Police to attend a burglary but one shop keeper was summoned to his shop on a Sunday by Police – because he had three toy gollies on display in his shop.
Yes the Police had come to remove the toys, because of a complaint. I wish this was a sad joke, but it isn’t. How long until they burn any Noddy books they find in libraries!
Hat Tip: Lindsay Mitchell