Trade Me has an auction where you can bid for your own consulship. There have been 12 bids and it is up to $500,200. So get in quick if you are a rich prick.
As always the Q&A are enjoyable. I liked this one especially:
Q: Can I pay with a short term interest free loan to you? posted by: rupesnz (24 ) 8:21 am, Thu 21 Feb
A: Sure why not. But I get to set the terms otherwise no deal.
And as it now has a track record of a service for sale, it should comply with Trade Me’s terms and conditions 🙂